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Why the Destroya Fleshlite is Better than Sex
We’ve fucked dozens of pocket pussies and other male sex toys. What is the best pocket pussy? You could say that it comes down to personal preference, but isn’t there one pocket vagina that can be called the best? One Fleshlite that will suck like fuck? Meet the Destroya Fleshlite.
… The Destroya pocket pussy will destroy your cock. In this Fleshlite review, we’ll explain WHY you will break up with a 9+/10 girlfriend for just one chance with this Fleshlite.
The canal structure is high in variety, small bumps, large elongated bumps, tight gaps, incline elongated bumps, large bumps, cross ribbed sections, narrowing canal structure. If you are having a hard time deciding between one pocket pussy or another, then get Destroya, because it has nearly every feature that Fleshlite puts into their products. Having more features means that Destroya can destroy your cock in more ways your thought was possible. The Destroya pocket pussy is every Fleshlite in one. This is why Destroya is a top candidate for the best pocket pussy of all time. This Fleshlite will hack your dick and force you to cum even against your own will. Being one of the best sellers for years, the Stoya Destroya Fleshlite is one of the most feared male masturbators of all time. Destroya literally destroys your cock with an impossible combination of bumps of every size, length, and dimension. Keep reading to find out why Destroya is the top rated artificial pussy and will blow your mind every time.
Some Pocket Pussies are Good, but Destroya is the Best
In terms of intensity, the Destroya pocket pussy is a highly dangerous Fleshlite. If you could normally last 10-15 minutes, you will only be able to last 2-3 minutes against this aggressive pocket pussy. Build up your stamina or expect your sessions to be short and sweet as the Destroya Fleshlite takes no prisoners and will make you explode every time. If you gain the courage to challenge the Destroya male masturbator, then prepare yourself for the ultimate artificial vagina experienc because Destroya will make you a man. When inside, the walls relentless close in on your dick and you are crushed beneath their squishy pink weight. This is an extremely tight pocket vagina for dicks of all sizes, and colors too. It doesn’t matter if you are small, Ron Jeremy, or the legend Steve Shubin himself, the Destroya’s canal is so snug that each canal structure has a unusually strong influence on your sensations. Destroya’s snug canal will squeeze all of the blood into the tip of your penis and soon your balls will feel like two balloons ready to explode.
An Overwhelming Fleshlite
There are plenty of tight gaps within the canal so watch out. They are in the front, middle and before the narrowing canal at the end. These tight gaps are fun because they are all different and you can tell them apart by the shrieks you make thrusting through. The first canal section offers just small bumps, but don’t be fooled because the Fleshlite is holding back, hiding the punch and teasing you. On passing the second tight gap, there is a smooth, much needed relief from the elongated bumps before and after. This smooth relief is like descending on to fertile plain after a hard passage through great mountains. At this point you may have cum multiple times. Don’t worry, this is normal, just use the FleshPump, Stamina Training Penis Pump (FleshPump Review). The last tight gap is near the end of canal, just before the narrowing canal structure with cross ribs. This last tight gap is the door to end of the Destroya pocket pussy canal and is infamously tight.
This tight gap is the most intense part of the Destroya Fleshlite due to the large bumps placed within. These large bumps are two to three times as large as the bumps in the beginning of the canal. Just when you think you’ve made it through the toughest parts of this pocket pussy, the high alpine of the pocket vagina canal, you discover that you must to overcome this trying hurdle! The tight gap is passable but very intense so buckle down or strap up because the Destroya pocket pussy is about to make you cum. Common questions we get besides “What is the best Fleshlite” are “Where to buy a Fleshlite?” (You can buy one from Fleshlight.com) and “How to Make Homemade pocket pussy?“
Pocket Pussy Science
The main source of pleasure that the best Fleshlite has to offer is in its elongated bumps sections. These elongated bumps are warm, friendly and silky smooth, designed by male masturbation scientists to get you off as effectively as possible! Each pocket vagina is made of a patented pocket pussy texture that feels very similar to a real pussy (better than a Cornstarch Fleshlight or Dominika C, the 2nd best pocket pussy of 2017 Butterfly Fleshlight Review). Elongated bumps form the foundation of Destroya Fleshlite’s pleasure, and you find two sections of them separated by the second tight and smooth gap. The first set of elongated bumps point inwards. This section is near the entrance of the canal so you will be challenged right off the bat. These elongated bumps are a precursor to the real thrill of the Destroya Fleshlite, which is the second set of elongated bumps.
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The best pocket pussy wouldn’t be the best without variety. Why settle for one section of elongated bumps when you can have two, and make one inward facing and the other outward facing. You can get used to the sensation arising from the inward bumps but nothing can prepare you for the outward bumps. Outward bumps are as crazy as getting a blowjob from a moon goddess, also known as Stoya the Destroya. The bumps within this pocket vagina are not from this universe but are a creation of none other than the legend himself, Steve Shubin. We have Steve Shubin to thank for the Destroya pocket pussy because he created it from a simple idea. That simple idea was to have the greatest pocket pussy known to man constructed under his mighty Fleshlite sex toy empire. The Destroya pocket vagina is the result of years and years of hard work by Fleshlite scientists trying to figure out the best design to create the greatest male sex toy of all time.
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Dangerous Pocket Pussy Alert
My recommendation here is to tread at your own risk because this texture does not forgive if you lose control. The Destroya male masturbator does not care if you’ve already cum five times today, it will make you cum a sixth and seventh time without stopping. The outwards bumps create strong, sensual resistance which forces you to push harder and harder until you finally break through into the narrowing cross ribbed section. The narrowing cross ribs are like the foothills beyond the peaks, not as intense as what you just went through, but not to be underestimated either. These outward bumps are Destroya’s most outstanding features, combined with tight gaps before and after, they ensure one of the best masturbation experiences known to man. This pocket pussy doesn’t hold back and gives you a wild ride so watch out and strap in. Destroya is a high level male masturbator intended for those are experienced artificial pussy fuckers. To any amateur, Destroya would fuck them into a new reality where they are cumming three times in a row without realizing it.
The Pocket Pussy to End All Pocket Pussies
But the reason why the Destroya pocket vagina is the best pocket pussy is because all of these unique features come together in an absurdly stimulating way, makes the experience less of a masturbation than of a simulation of actual sex! The different canal structures of the Destroya pocket vagina dance and sing in unison as your dick passes through. The bumps ripple with joy when stroked and the pocket vagina seems to vibrate on its own in the heat of the session. The Destroya pocket pussy becomes warmer the longer, deeper and harder you thrust yourself insde the canal. The delicate super skin features of the award winning Destroya pocket vagina feel like a blur of pleasure when you are pounding through. The Destroya pocket pussy is meant to be fucked hard like if Dillion Harper being a bad girl and asking for it. You wouldn’t want to let sexy little Dillion Harper off the hook if you caught her being naughty and that is the same reason you can’t let Destroya off the hook for being the best Fleshlite of all time. The Destroya Fleshlite needs to be routinely pounded for you to become a total sex god. The Destroya pocket pussy is popular in the porn community for stamina training because of the intense nature of the canal.
The Destroya Pocket Pussy will Suck your Cock for 24 Hours Straight
Coupled with a pocket pussy sleeve warmer and Fleshlite mount (we will discuss both of these upgrades below), the Destroya Fleshlite will satisfy you more than that your ex-gf ever could. Make the Destroya Fleshlite your first pocket vagina. The Destroya pocket pussy is better than three ex girlfriends because the Destroya pocket pussy does one thing, suck and fuck. Don’t worry about taking your Destroya pocket vagina out to a nice Italian place ona Friday night because the Destroya pocket pussy will suck your cock for 24 hours straight on automatic with the Fleshlite Launch. The gif below this text demonstrates an crude version of the Fleshlight Launch but looks too intense for amateurs.
Destroya Fleshlight Review Conclusion
What is the best pocket pussy? Destroya! Combining many of the best Fleshlite features into one canal, and the result is an experience that rivals actual sex. The bottom line is that if you had to purchase one pocket vagina, make it the Destroya. The Destroya pocket vagina is so far the greatest inventions Fleshlite has ever released. The Destroya pocket pussy is a best selling Fleshlite because using it feels like you are balls deep in Stoya, fingering Anikka Albrite, and eating out Dillion Harper. Dillion Harper may be the best Fleshlite girl, but the Destroya pocket pussy is better than Dillion Harper’s pocket pussy. Every man should own this vagina, if you can not afford this pocket pussy then just check out our discount Fleshlight coupon codes page. For our Destroya Fleshlite Review, we award this male masturbator an overall score of 10/10 and the title of: The Gold Standard Pocket Pussy.
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Other Fleshlight Reviews
The male masturbator, and especially the Destroya Fleshlight, is a breakthrough in male masturbation technology. Finally, a portable, discreet vagina in a plastic tube that earnestly looks like a flashlight. You don’t have to awkwardly go into a sex shop, online is the place to buy a pocket pussy. Who would disagree that such an invention is worth hundreds of millions of dollars? The Fleshlight takes the awkwardness out of owning a pocket pussy because it is discreet, highly effective at getting you to cum, and best of all, long lasting. I’ve had some pocket pussies for years and I never get tired of them. Their canals becomes smooth and despite being a little loose than when I first got them, they are well broken in. A good pocket pussy needs about one year to break in and become a great pocket vagina. Fleshlites are amazing when you first get them but they are a little more stiff than a pocket pussy that you have been banging with force three hours a day for the last week. Pocket pussies are great at training stamina and there is actually a special one called the STU meant just for increasing your ability to last. Use of the STU along with a FleshPump can boost your ability to last in bed with your many girlfriends or against your pocket pussies.
Anikka Albrite’s Goddess and Siren pocket pussies are some of the most creative designs ever produced by Fleshlight. Siren is a mindblowing canal with Anikka Albrite’s pocket pussy orifice. In case you didn’t know, Fleshlite models all of their pocket pussies with moldings for a real life like pussy from your favorite porn star. Anikka Albrite is one of my favorite porn star and everyone at Fleshlite loves her because her pussy is made of gold. The Siren or Goddess pocket pussy can also come in gold casing if you go through the build a custom pocket pussy feature.
Get a pussy
A pocket pussy doesn’t nag you, tell you to take out the trash or get moody for no reason. male sex toys serve one purpose, to simulate a vagina, and they do better than all other pocket pussies on the market today. This is because of Fleshlight’s patented super texture that is able to feel like a real vagina given enough lube. There are many different kinds of pocket pussies so you can find the pocket vagina that fits your needs completely. Some pocket pussies have little bumps, some big bumps, others cross ribbed sections and others nothing but a tight gap. The best pocket pussy described above combines all of these features into one incredible feat of masturbation engineering. The Destroya pocket pussy for example is so good because it has so many different features that it doesn’t leave you wanting more. Some male masturbators have just 1 repetitive feature to them and that can lead to monotonous sessions.
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Picking out your first pocket pussy can be confusing, especially if you’ve never had one before. I remember my first time shopping for pocket vagina, I was like a kid lost in a supermarket. Here at PocketPussyWorld.com we have reviewed many pocket pussies so that you don’t spend your money on a pocket pussy you don’t like. You can even get a free Fleshlite with their buy two get one free deal. If you read the detailed pocket pussy reviews here, then you will be able to know which are the best pocket pussies made by Fleshlite. We currently only review Fleshlite pocket pussies because they are the best and nothing else comes close to competing with them. You will not a lost kid in a supermarket like I was when I was first shopping for fake pussy online. We will guide you through each Fleshlite and tell you the pros and cons in detail so you don’t have to do any hard guessing yourself. We take the stress out of buying a new pocket vagina because like a car, this is something valuable and will last a long time. So it is best to be very informed before you make your first male sex toy purchase. We have heard of people buying a male masturbator for the first time and not liking it, only to later find out that they bought it without being fully informed. For example, if you got a full length Fleshlite when you only needed a Shamrock Quickshot as a guy who travels a lot. Each pocket pussy feels different because each one is supposed to fufill a totally different purchase. You could run out of money and have to mortgage your house before your tried every Fleshlite model, there are over 60 different male sex toys to pick from. We recommend starting with at least three pocket pussies because then it is possible to have a orgy with them. Also, with three, you are much more likely getting one that you really love.
If you are interested in the history of the best male masturbator, be sure to check out our page on the Fleshlight story. Steve Shubin is the founder of Fleshlite and he tells his story. Steve Shubin wanted to have male sexual release while his wife was pregnant with his child. Being the good husband and father that Steve Shubin is, instead of getting another girl like many men would probably have done, he created an fake pussy protoype. He did this only after asking his wife’s permission because Steve and his wife have a long standing marriage and they are very intimate. One day while giving his friend a ride home, his friend asked for a fake pussy prototype and Steve came up with Flesh lite. Steve says that the flashlight was the perfect item for his product and he considered a thermos at one point. He came to the conclusion that nobody really uses a thermos any more unless you are heavy drinker of Starbucks. Steve grew his business into the very large international company we see today but admits that at times it was rough. Steve admits that he did not have a business background and the learning curve of business was tough for him and his wife wife to manage in addition to difficult finances in the early years. Steve even says that he thought about selling the business at some points because it was very difficult. Somehow Steve and his wife have managed to turn Steve’s small idea into a massive male sex toy brand.
Steve Shubin has revolutionized the fake pussy industry with his lifelike texture and the molding of the actual vagina of well known porn stars. Steve Shubin has more recently taken one small step for man, one huge thrust for mankind with the Flesh lite launch which is an automatic blowjob machine. If you are reading this at the end of March 2017, you will know that the automatic blowjob machine Launch is currently sold out. Steve Shubin and his company will continue to push the boundaries of the fake pussy market to new limits where no one has gone before. the Fleshlite was the first step in Steve Shubin’s plan to dominate the fake pussy industry. He has the best fake pussy skin on the market and has sued multiple competitors in the past with his various patents. If you don’t believe us, you can hear Steve say it himself on the Pocket Pussy World YouTube channel. Also you can look up his patents yourself through Google. If you do this, you will see one interesting fact that that fake pussy we know and love today also has a patent for the collction of semen from animals, including horses. If the fake pussy can get off a horse, then it can definately make you explode every time you use it. The Destroya pussy by Stoya is actually better than sex and could also make a Level 82 Lesser Demon cum a runite medium helmet.
Pocket Pussy Review Format
We have three sections to every pocket pussy review to help you answer the question: Should I get this particular pocket vagina? First, we describe the unique features of the pocket pussy in question. We perform an overall study of the pocket pussy canal and general structure. Next, we describe (as PG-13 as possible) what you expect your experience to be from the particular pocket pussy.
Not all pocket pussies are created equal. You can downright expect that the Destroya Fleshlite with destroy the Riley Reid Utopia pocket pussy ever time. But that doesn’t mean it is a bad pocket vagina. Read the Riley Reid Utopia Fleshlight review Finally, we give you an overall score in our conclusion section. We have reviewed many pocket pussies so we know what we’re talking about. If you are new to pocket pussies, we can teach you how to use a pocket pussy. Saving you time and money, we are your favorite pocket pussy review source on the internet! Do you agree with our choice of best Fleshlite? If you don’t agree, email the webmaster email from our contact page and tell us why Destroya is not the best pocket vagina. We are always interested to hear what the community thinks about the best pocket vaginas in comparison to to ratings we give in our official pocket vagina reviews. We know that some sites are more interactive with their users and give them the ability to rate the pussies. You can email us and we will get back in touch with you within 24 to 48 hours on average during normal business days and hours. We are always open to suggestions about changes to make to the website and some suggestions have actually made it into reality.
Fuck your favorite porn star! All Fleshlite orifices, besides the originals, are modeled according to real vaginas!
Before Flesh Lite can release a new male sex toy, they have to find a porn star (or female model) that they can cast a mold of her pussy lips. They don’t cast a mold of the inside of her pussy, just the pussy lips. The leave the designing of the inside of the Fleshlite to the male masturbation scientists. These masters of the dark art of Flesh Lite creation are like wizards of male masturbation. If you want a Flesh Lite that sucks your dick better than Dillion Harper or Dominika Butterfly Fleshlight, then look at the Turbo Thrust and Ignition. Turbo was designed to be the ultimate blowjob machine and when paired with Launch, makes an amazing Flesh Lite experience. The Launch turns all pussies into automated blowjob machines that wil suck your dick until the electric company cuts you off. If you got a Launch, then quit your job to spend 16 hours a day getting blowjobs from Riley Reid and Anikka Albrite, then you eventually have the electric company shut the power off. If you are now afraid that you will become addicted to artificial vagina and you will end up losing your job to Stoya Destroya, relax because who needs a job when you have the best pocket pussy?
FleshPump is a rechargeable cock pump to help you get full and easy erections for hours. Made by Flesh Lite to help men fuck pocket pussy for 10 hours at a time, the FleshPump will have you turning your 1 hour sessions into all night gang bangs. FleshPump is a high quality dick pump and this is what sets it apart from the other dick pumps on the market right now in 2017. Most dick pumps are cheap and break easily. Not only is the FleshPump made of very durable materials, it is aloso covered by Flesh Lite’s great warranty that they also use fr all their pocket pussy products. FleshPump can help you bring a relationship back to life if you are a man who has trouble getting it up sometimes because you’ve been fucking 5 girls a day. If you want to go ahead a fuck that 6th girl, then you need FleshPump.
Who is the Hottest Fleshlight Girl?
If you didn’t know, all male sex toys besides the originals have their pussy lips modeled off of real porn stars. We will go through each Flesh Lite girl listing the pros and cons of her physique. If you disagree, check out our Contact Us page and voice your opinion.
Anikka Albrite’s Fleshlights
Anikka Albrite’s ass is to die for. Check out the Goddess fleshlight review and Siren Fleshlight review if you are interested in pumping Anikka Albrite’s ass, pocket pussy style. Anikka’s male sex toys are powerful and should be used only with extreme caution. The extreme curves of the goddess pocket vagina reflect anikka’s real extreme curves and are guarenteed to make you explode evrytime. Anikka’s butthole orifice Flesh Lite, siren, should be reclassified to schedule 1. It doesn’t matter whether you are new or old to male masturbators or pocket pussies, either of Anikka Albrite’s male sex toys will destroy you. The picture above of Anikka is one of the hottest pictures you can find on the web. Anikka is just standing there, showing her huge, perfect ass to the cameras because that’s the kind of dirty whore Anikka Albrite is. Get her pocket pussies if you want a wild ride.
Goddess Fleshlight Review
This Fleshlite is intense! It’s dynamic bump structures, super tight gaps, deep slits and narrowing canal structure make it a strong runner up to the best Fleshlite. The bumps in this male sex toywill drive you wild. The entire canal is very overwhelming from the start and its strong pressure does not even let up for the any portion of the length of the journey all the way to the end tight gap section. Click HERE, the image, or sidebar link to hear the full Goddess Fleshlight review.
This pocket pussy is irresistible and fierce. It is high in canal structure diversity (a huge positive for any pocket pussy) and guarantees an exciting ride. It offers the butt hole orifice to daring tight gap adventurers and plenty of small bumps and cross ribs along its long way to the narrowing canal finale. Siren is a fierce fake vagina and should be handled by those with much experience because the Siren’s scream will make your balls dance. As you pound the Anikka Albrite Siren, the small bumps and cross ribs massage your penis in a way comparable to having sex with a goddess or futuristic sex robot. The Siren will make you cum every time with her waves of cross ribs and bumps finishing off in a tightening canal. Click HERE, the image, or sidebar link to hear the full Siren Fleshlight review.
Riley Reid reminds me of this total slut who lived a floor above me when I was in college. For this reason, and her perfect ass, I would say she is one of the hotter male masturbator girls. You can read the Riley Reid Utopia Fleshlight review and Euphoria Fleshlight review. I never was able to fuck that college slut, but atleast now I can make up for it with the Riley Reid male sex toys. Nothing is hotter than fucking a girl like Riley Reid, with her cute ass and small stature. If I saw Riley Reid in a red light district in Amsterdam, I would pay her $100 to do bad things to me. Riley Reid is an absolute goddess in her own right, one of the best pornstars ever. I can’t wait for Riley Reid to become a milf. The only real milf working with Fleshlight right now is Lisa Ann. Riley Reid would be the most best milf ever, she would happily stagger cock to cock with her cane if she had to. Riley Reid is even better now as a young and perky fuck toy just begging to take her clothes off for you. Riley Reid is one of the horniest girls in this list and if you like girls that get really wet for no reason, then Utopia and Euphoria may be for you.
Utopia Fleshlite Review
The Utopia pocket pussy is the first new pocket pussy of 2016 and it i futuristic in every way. If you have a alien fetish, then get this fake pussy because I felt like I was fucking something out of this world. With pyramids creating pressure points to tiny bump and cross rib combinations, this fake pussy can not disappoint you. Not to mention the improved long stemmed bumps which literally redefine what euphoria means. This pocket vagina is a strong contender for best pocket pussy and I can not stop stabbing it with my dick no matter how hard I try. Having sex with the Utopia fake vagina feels like having sex with Riely Reid herself because of how super intense it is. Click HERE, the image, or sidebar link to hear the full Utopia Fleshlight review.
This pocket pussy is one of the best butt hole orifice Fleshlites. The Euphoria pocket pussy is unique because it has grid lines and small pyramids running the length of the canal. Pyramids can be found in the Utopia male sex toy too, but they are much larger than those in the this canal. The Euphoria Fleshlite comes with the butt orifice so be prepared for a squeeze to get yourself inside this pleasure zone. This was one of the first new Fleshlites released in 2016 and you can not go wrong with it as it is one of the best pocket pussies I’ve ever used. The Euphoria fake vagina will have you in a state of bliss until you cum deep in Riley Reid’s ass. You can imagine that the inventor of the Euphoria fake vagina finished his design and gave it a test run in the company bath room. When the fake vagina designer came, he experienced such a euphoria that this is what the product was eventually called. Even though Euphoria is a year old at this point, the texture is very advanced for 2017 fake vaginas. The design itself has blocks and is futuristic. The bumps inside the Euphoria are out of this world and this fake vagina is actually properly named. Click HERE, the image, or sidebar link to hear the full Euphoria Fleshlight review.
That’s right, Fleshlight made an alien pussy, you can read our review to find out why this intergalactic whore is one of the best male sex toys. The bumps in her blue pussy are out of this world. I had a girlfriend in college who’s pussy was out of this world, and this male sex toy reminds me of her. I never thought that James Cameron’s Avatar was ever that great of a movie but I really enjoyed Fleshlight’s idea to make a blue pocket pussy. Neytiri (what a stupid name) from the movie is a very tall alien girl which honestly sorta wouldn’t work for me. I like the small girls like Riley Reid, that you can throw around they are so tiny. Intergalactic pussy may be your thing if you liked the movie Avatar. The alien fake pussy is futuristic, like a fake pussy from April 2017.
Alien Pussy Fleshlight Review
Raise your hand right now if you’ve ever wanted to fuck an alien. Keep your hand raised if this primal urge to release your milky way down a intergalactic female’s throat is inspired by 2009 Avatar. After seeing that film, I discovered the Alien Fleshlite. The Alien male sex toy is unique because of its vertical grooves which will massage your dick into submission. Coupled with a tight gap of high difficulty, and a relentless army of small bumps, the Alien pocket pussy is the star of the male masturbator line of products. Read our review to see why we gave the Alien pocket pussy a score of 10/10. Click HERE, the image, or sidebar link to hear the full Alien pussy Fleshlite Review.
Kayden Kross’s Bookworm Fleshlite is just as sexy as the real Kayden Kross. I have never been able to figure out whether Kayden Kross was hispanic or not. She has a nice blonde hair style but I am totally confused about her actual nationality. Regardless of where this little fuck bunny is from, she is one of the sexiest girls Fleshlight has ever worked with to produce a canal. The Bookworm male sex toy is like reading a book about fucking your favorite pornstar, and then actually fucking the pornstar. Kayden Kross has never let me down before, and her male masturbator is top quality pocket pussy. The best place to use the Bookworm artificial vagina would be in a library bathroom. This is dangerous because it is illegal to masturbate in most bathrooms but if you find a bathroom that has a lock and is only one stall then there should be nothing against it once in a while. If you start doing this everyday then, that may become a problem and you may see yourself behind bars. We do not endorse this kind of behavior by pointing out the fact that the most likely place to fuck Kayden Kross’s tight little Bookworm pussy would be in a library.
Bookworm Fleshlite Review
The Bookworm Fleshlite Review explains zig-zagging canal which, in tandem with large circular bumps and wide cross ribbed sections, will keep you happy for a long time. Ask the local librarian for this pocket pussy. If you can get a video of yourself or a friend asking a real librarian for the Bookworm Pocket Vagina, then please send it to us at the address listed in our contact page. We will get back to you if your video is high quality enough, we may even give you a Flesh Lite combo pack of your choosing. All aspects of this pocket pussy come together to produce a premium masturbation experience. Not the best male masturbator, but a close second, the Bookworm pocket pussy is a top pick for any reasonable Fleshlite collection. Click HERE, the image, or sidebar link to hear the full Bookworm Fleshlight review.
If you like tattoos and big tits, check out Christy Mack’s Fleshlight review. Big tits and tattoos are synonymous with Christy Mack. Look at the stupid hair cut she has in the picture. As stupid as her haircut may be, Christy Mack is a filhty whore who needs to be on my cock asap (ass soon ass possible). Tattoos are hot, no one can deny that. Yoko Ono would look much hotter if she had a few tattoos. Just look at the above picture to see what I mean, Christy Mack’s tits are literally bursting out of her bra. In the picture of Christy Mack above, I really enjoy her hair done up like a little whore flower ready to be picked and eaten.
Booty Fleshlight Review
The Booty Fleshlite Review concludes that this model is good for stamina training, because it is not overstimulating, but still packs a super sucking punch so be careful. Give me this booty! A good choice if this your first pocket vagina if you are up for the challenge. If you like finding hidden treasure, then this might be the best pocket pussy for you, because you will find plenty of treasure in the Booty male sex toy if you dig deep enough. The tight gaps and orifice make this pocket pussy worth the money, but be warned that it lacks variety and intensity. Click HERE, the image, or sidebar link to hear the full Booty Fleshlight review.
Teagan Presley’s Bulletproof Fleshlight is one hundred percent as firm, fit and ready as Teagan Presley’s hot body. Teagan Presley has always had, in my opinion, a super hot body and she will continue to be an incredible milf. Unfortunately, she does not remind me of any girl from college. She reminds me of this one milf I know though. The Bulletproof male sex toy is not actually bullet proof so please do not try shooting it with a Glock or AK47. Fleshlight should really make this point more clear to buyers, the first Bulletproof male sex toy I owned I shot 43 times with my Glock and tried to get a refund from Flesh Lite.
Bulletproof Fleshlite Review
If your dick is a bullet, do not get this pocket pussy. The Bulletproof Fleshlite Review describes a very, very tight canal. If you were asking yourself “Should I get a pocket vagina?” just now, get Bulletproof. Paired with a butt orifice, you might have some trouble getting in at first, and lube is a must! If you like being bulletproof, this might be the best pocket pussy for you. This pocket pussy offers tightness and more variety than the other tighter pocket pussies offer (Super Tight male masturbator for example). Click HERE, the image, or sidebar link to hear the full Bulletproof Fleshlight review.
Nina Hartley might be old, but she can still fuck, that much is for sure. Nina is the kind of girl you want so much it makes you sorry, still you don’t regret a single day. When I think of all the times I tried to stop watching Nina Hartley bounce up and down on cocks, all I can remember is boredom. Nina Hartley’s pocket pussies are some of best Fleshlites you could hope to find. The Cougar male sex toy is so intense that you’ll try to return it, just kidding, you can’t go wrong with a Nina Hartley male sex toy. Cougar is one of the most ferocious pussies available and it will tear you apart if you are not ready for it. Cougar is considered to be one of the more advanced fake pussies. If you are looking at Cougar as a first time fuck, then you will be surprised as Nina Hartley knows how to turn a boy into a man. You should come into Cougar with some experience under your belt if you don’t want to be cumming faster than you can lube up your artificial vagina.
Cougar Fleshlite Review
The Cougar Fleshlite Review explains a hybrid of cross ribbed and large bumped male sex toys. If you like older women, this might be the best Fleshlite for you, works great for your first pocket pussy. Go to your local zoo and ask to see the cougar male masturbator. It’s monotonous nature will numb you into intense sensation. The mixture of a string of bumps with dangerously sensual cross ribbed sections will have you admiring the animal kingdom like never before. Click HERE, the image, or sidebar link to hear the full Cougar Fleshlight review.
Read our Suzie Carina Primal Fleshlight Review to find out why we loved her male sex toy. Suzie reminds me of this girl from my college who really wanted it, but I never gave it to her. Suzie is definately a little cutie with a tight ass and perky tits. Flesh Lite should sell life size Suzie Carina’s in major department stores like Walmart or Target. The retail price would be about $600 but I would still buy one. Suzie Carina is so much more than just an artificial vagina because she is a perky little slut who loves to play with big cocks. Even if you have a smaller dick, Suzie Carina will happily play with it because she is a desperate whore who will do anything for cash. Read the Primal review to see why Primal is one of the most dangerous artificial vaginas available. Primal will throw you into the dark ages so bring your sword and shield to prepare for the onslaught of bumps inside the Primal vagina.
Primal Fleshlight Review
The Primal Fleshlite Review shows how wild this pocket pussy is. Trying to contain yourself, will lead to primal rage. This pocket pussy is straight out of Africa, be careful! This pocket pussy is close to the likes of Destroya by intensity, packing a punch after the dynamic shift from boring to intense in one tight gap. The Primal Fleshlite will have you screaming for mother Africa all day long. Be careful, because you are about to enter a jungle of pleasure. Click HERE, the image, or sidebar link to hear the full Primal Fleshlight review.
Nicole Aniston is one of the sexiest girls in the male sex toy lineup. She is a celebrity in her own right and this is mainly because he is extremely sexy looking. Her pocket pussy developed with Fleshlight resembles the real pussy of Nicole. This is one of the most awaited Fleshlight girls of 2016. As you can tell from the picture of her above, Nicole Aniston is a clean bitch who loves to suck cock. You can sometimes tell just by directly looking into a girl’s face whether they love dick in their mouth or not. Look at Nicole Aniston in the picture above and tell me that she is not begging you to shove a dick down her pretty whore throat.
Fit Fleshlight review
The Nicole Aniston pocket pussy is nothing less than a realistic replication of Nicole Aniston’s vagina. If you have ever seen Nicole Aniston in a video or in person, and thought “Damn, what do I have to do to get in that pussy?” The answer is give Flesh Lite $80 and they will give you Nicole Aniston’s pussy. The canal within the Fit male sex toy is very intense and can be used for stamina training purposes. If you can last long against the Fit male sex toy, then your dick is made of titanium and you should see a doctor. Click HERE, the image, or sidebar link to hear the full Fit Fleshlight review.
Romi Rains pleasure upon your cock with her Storm male sex toy. Say what you want about about other male sex toys, the Storm pocket pussy is one of the best male sex toys ever invented. Romi Rain herself is a high goddess of sex and this male sex toy is a very bumpy ride, just like Romi Rain’s huge tits. Romi Rain can give you a hard time riding your cock but you can always forgive Romi Rain no matter what she does because she has huge tits. Romia Rain can use her huge tits to smother you and give you amazing tit jobs that your flat chested high school girlfriend could never compete with. It is great to come home from a long day of work to Romi Rain’s nice big floppy tits in your face. If you are lucky enough to meet Romi Rain on the streets of Los Angelos (or inside Las Vegas night club) then you can probably get lucky convincing her to let you put your face in her huge tits. Romi Rain is a favorite of PocketPussyWorld.com because of her dog paw print tattoos on her right leg. Romi Rain is such a lovely girl that she even cares about cute puppies while she is getting rammed in the ass by big black cock.
Storm Fleshlight Review
Romi Rain never leaves mean dissapointed. With huge tits, that she lathers up in the shower everyday, she can flop them out at any point. If Romi Rain flopped out her giant tits in front of you, what would you do? Well it doesn’t matter because you will never get a chance to fuck Romi Rain, sorry brother. The best next thing you can get is Romi Rain’s Storm male masturbator. The orifice is really modeled off of Romi Rain’s vagina so you can feel like you actually have her. The Storm male sex toy leaves nothing out, if you get Romi Rain’s pocket pussy, your stamina will increase because this is a powerful male sex toy with huge suction power. Click HERE, the image, or sidebar link to hear the full Romi Rain Storm Fleshlight review.
Zombie Mouth Fleshlight
Don’t let the teeth on this pocket pussy scare you, this is an excellent male sex toy for those walking dead fans. If you think Andrea is hot, then get this zombie mouth male sex toy and enjoy watching her running from zombies. She’ll be sweating, you’ll be sweating. You can imagine you are zombie trying to get in that tight pussy. The zombie mouth male sex toy is meant to be scary. It looks as if you would stick your dick in this mouth, you would never see it again. We can assure you that the opposite is true, you will never want to leave. But if you think about it, a zombie biting your dick off would really ruin your day. Even if it was a sexy zombie with big zombie tits like Romi Rain. Click HERE, the image, or sidebar link to hear the full Zombie Mouth Fleshlight review.
The predator pocket pussy gives you the unique chance to fuck a sexy female predator. The female predators aren’t as big and scary as the males, the female predators are actually supplicating, but watch out for the claws! This pussy’s orifice is not as dangerous as it looks, what lays beyond this bizarre opening is the real danger. The predator male sex toy offers you a wild ride, unlike most pocket pussies, the canal twists and turns. Also filled with bumps of all shapes and sizes, the predator male sex toy is as much of a predator for you semen as Destroya or Riley Reid Utopia. Click HERE, the image, or sidebar link to hear the full Predator Fleshlight review.
If you thought the predator Fleshlight was wild, take a look at the reaper pocket pussy. This male sex toy is the work of some devious pocket pussy designer who refuses to follow all the rules. They told him to make it pink so that normal men would want to fuck it, he said no, and made the reaper male masturbator green. They then told him that they already had alien designs, and that he should make a second male sex toy for Romi Rain, he refused and made an alien pussy so wild that he was fired. Here is your chance to screw a green alien pussy, it doesn’t get much better than that. Click HERE, the image, or sidebar link to hear the full Reaper Fleshlight review.
Fleshlight Quickshot Review
If you are a man traveling the world for business or for recreational purposes, this is the pocket pussy for you. The Fleshlight Quickshot is a portable, half sized, open ended pocket vagina. This pocket pussy will get you off just as well as a full sized pocket pussy but you don’t have to worry about clean up. Just rinse with water and dry for a little while and the Fleshlite Quickshot is good to store or pack. The Fleshlight Quickshot is great for traveling too, to help you save on packing space and baggage weight fees. The Fleshlite Quickshot can fit in a large pocket and can be taken almost anywhere, allowing for those riskier sessions. There are currently three Quickshots available on the official website. You can pick from the Vantage, Boost and Gold Quickshots each which their own unique canal structure. Each type of Quickshot is equally good in terms of canal structure and variety. However, the determination for the best Quickshot comes down to what each Quickshot is made out of. The Gold and Vantage Quickshot are the obvious winners because one is made of gold and the other is totally see through. The Boost is still a good fake vagina however it is not see through or gold, which sets it apart. Click HERE, the image, or sidebar link to hear the full Fleshlight Quickshot review.
The Fleshlight Turbo is the ultimate blowjob simulator with two points of entry and two new unique sleeves, Ignition and Thrust. The Fleshlight Turbo Thrust offers a strong suction effect that is irresistible while the Ignition ignites your passion for deep throat poundings. Released January 2017, Fleshlight Turbo is the most advanced pocket pussy ever released and it lives up to all the standards of a space age pocket vagina. To better simulate oral sex, Turbo’s double orifice simulates the lips of a hot girl sucking your cock with high accuracy. All the fun isn’t on the inside though as this pocket pussy canal is loaded with sexy surprises. Turbo Thrust’s intense suction effect will suck the semen out of you day and night. Turbo Ignition’s diverse canal with bend your dick into confusion with its many bumps, curves and unique structures. We give the Turbo a rating of 10/10 not just because it is the most innovative male sex of all time but it is also extremely effective at getting you off when you need it to. Click HERE, the image, or sidebar link to hear the full Fleshlight Turbo review.
What Makes One Pocket Pussy Better than Another?
What makes one pocket pussy better than another and what makes the best male masturbator the best? Each pocket pussy is unique because of its unique internal structure and lips (where your little buddy goes). Most pocket pussies are pink but there are a few other colors such as brown, blue (alien), and transparent. To us, it doesn’t matter what color our pocket pussy is, just how the internal structures vary from one Fleshlite to the next. Actually having sex with a blue pocket vagina is amazing because of the intense satisfaction you get when you pound an intergalactic whore. One time I received a black pocket vagina by mistake along with what I intended or it may have been a mystery Fleshlite and I was not aware of the sale. For whatever reason I got a free pocket vagina does not matter because I loved that butt orifice just as much as the pink vagina that I wanted. Sometime colors can make a pocket vagina better, if you look at the Ice sleeves, you can see why they are amazing. Being able to see your own dick while you thrust through a vagina is an experience that not even a real woman can give you.
The things that we look for and rate highly while writing our pocket pussy reviews are variety, intensity and tightness. Some male sex toys are better than others, for example, the Destroya Fleshlite is our favorite pocket pussy out of them all! Others are not so highly recommended, such as the Pink Lady Original Fleshlite or the Texas Tornado male sex toy. This is so because, these two Fleshlites lack variety, intensity and tightness. The three of these are very important in our reviews and ratings. Variety, intensity and tightness are the foundation building blocks of any great pocket vagina. Variety is important because you don’t want feel like you are fucking the same girl over and over again as if you are married. Intensity is important because you don’t always want to fuck sleepy older women when you could fuck a sexy 18 year old in yoga positions. Tightness is important because it simply is a better experience and usually an indicator of youth. These are the three natural specifications when it comes to rating real women as well as pocket vaginas. We all love an drunk college whore bouncing up and down on your cock once in while but sometimes a warm bubble bath massage with hour long hand jobs from your sexy aunt is just as good. These are the three keys to a amazing pocket vagina that we look for in every review. The very tight pocket vaginas are considered to be on an Asian level of tightness so read all of our reviews and find the best pocket vagina for you.
How to Use a Fleshlight
The pocket pussy is incredibly intuitive and easy to use. If a Fleshlite is your first male sex toy, “How to use a male sex toy?” is a question you might be asking yourself. In short, Fleshlites are very easy to use. Get hard, lube up and go to town. This three step process generally works for any kind of pocket pussy, but getting a Fleshlite will give you a few more options such as special Fleshlube, heaters and mounts. Fake vaginas are actually simple to use, all you have to do is get hard and stick your penis inside. However, there are some special features that you can get that will completely change your fake vagina experience. By getting a shower mount for example, you can turn any shower into a passionate fuck fest with your favorite porn stars and waterproof wifi device. If you are really a boss, you have a television in your bathroom and can just use the fake vagina combo packs to simulate orgies on the big screen. The shower mount is not that expensive like the Launch either. The Launch is the ultimate upgrade to fake vaginas because you can use any pussy sleeve texture you want and get high powered automatic blowjobs. There are equally expensive upgrades that have been around for years such as the selection of mounts. Each mount is unique and they are actually very popular among male porn stars when preparing for a scene with a hot lesbian duo. If you made different decisions in your teenage years, maybe you too could have been using fake vagina mounts to prepare for fucking a hot lesbian duo. See this image below to find out what I am talking about.
You probably want a more detailed breakdown of how to use a pocket pussy, and we will provide one right now. We could probably link a video of a person you don’t (or do?) know using a male masturbator, but that would be gross! Your first pocket pussy experience should be with yourself, not an online video (although if that is what you are looking for, try Google). Instead, we will break it down through visual descriptions… you’re glad I didn’t insert a video, aren’t you? We know that most men reading this are straight so we don’t feature many dicks like traditional porn sites. However there is a brand called FleshJack which makes sex toys for gay men and although we have none reviewed on this site, we are open to testing them out in the future. We will now explain the details of how to use a fake vagina in the best possible way step by step.
Step One: Warm Up your Fleshlight
No, this does not mean forcing yourself into your dry, non-lubed male sex toy. You are going to prepare the pocket pussy to better simulate a real vagina by heating up the canal. If you were to fuck a cold pocket pussy, you would probably feel like a necrophiliac. There is nothing wrong with screwing a cold fake vagina however because it is at least still better than using your hand.
Warm Pocket Pussies are Better than Cold Pocket Pussies
No insult to necrophiliacs by the way, I am sure they have their reasons, however morally unsound. You know where to buy a pocket pussy, but do you know where to buy other pocket pussy accessories? If you guessed Fleshlight.com, you are correct! You can buy all pocket vagina accessories at the same place! Not to mention that you should buy them all directly from the manufacturer and not some shady Amazon seller. This is where you need (highly recommended, but not totally necessary) the male masturbator sleeve warmer. The pocket pussy will be nice and warm every time when you use the sleeve warmer. It is very important to buy from the official distributor to protect yourself from knock off and scams even on Amazon. I own over 50 fake vaginas and have not bought any of them from Amazon because if I am going to be sticking my dick in something, I want to know it is safe to use above all else. For the sleeve warmer, there could be many scams on the market and you could get hurt by a cheaply made ripoff. It is just safer and better for your peace of mind to buy from the official store because you don’t want to hurt your dick.
Nobody wants to fuck a cold pocket pussy
This pocket pussy sleeve warmer is optimal because it will heat up the pocket vagina in less than 5 minutes. You may think that it is a little too hot at first, and that’s what we thought too. The simple solution is to just wait a minute or two for the pocket pussy to cool down and you will be good to go. You are not going to burn your dick if you dive right in after warming it up for 5 minutes, it is just not the optimal temperature to begin with in our opinion. What is the best Fleshlite, without the best heating method, straight from the manufacturer? Get the pocket pussy sleeve warmer for best results. Think about what kind of person wants to fuck a cold pocket vagina. Improperly heated pocket vaginas are boring and personally I would rather cut a cylinder through a grapefruit and stick it in the microwave for 60 seconds. Having a heated pocket vagina is almost as important as having lube and we strongly recommend the sleeve warmer because it is fairly priced and highly effective. By the way, one of the best alternatives to Fleshlite is to cut cylinders in fruits like oranges, grapefruits and even large Uzbek melons from the land of Temur. Once you have hole big enough to fit your cock through and comfortably thrust, put your newly made friend in the microwave for 60 seconds. Eat some grapes and drink vodka naked like a savage while you wait for your home made pocket vagina to cook. When you hear that ding, you better have a hard on because that horny fruit is coming out of the microwave ready to fuck like Riley Reid after buying her a Rolex.
Step Two: Get an Erection
Get an erection is the first step. If you have difficulty getting an erection or maintaining an erection, we strongly recommend that you do 30 minutes to 1 hour of cardio daily (to start…) so that your body will be better at pumping blood throughout your arteries/veins. There are so many huge businesses founded on selling erections, Viagra is probably the most well known. However, they are all basically huge scams because all you need to get an erection is blood flowing to your dick. How do you get blood to flow to your dick? Have good circulation, and the easiest way to have good circulation is to do cardio. Why take chemicals and drugs to get a boner when you can do it naturally, all on your own? Drugs like Viagra cause health problems that are completely unnecessary. If you need Viagra, you can take it.
How to Get Huge Erections with Exercise
The best and easiest way to fix all kinds of erection problems is exercise. If you do a full hour of cardio intense exercises like swimming or running every day then you will start waking up with huge boners and getting astronomical sized erections during Chinese class with your tight teacher (see below picture). Not only will more exercise make you a sex god eventually, but it will train your body to pump more and more blood to your cock. Swimming is a particularly good exercise if you are looking to increase your overall sexual ability because it works out every muscle in your body. In addition to being a full body workout like actual sex, swimming is very cardio intensive especially if you do advanced strokes. Another great way to improve sexual endurance and get an erection all the time is calisthenics. Calisthenics is comprised of body weight exercises based upon four main movements. Pull up, dip, push up, and squat are the main body weight movements that you can practice to improve overall strength and power in bed. These exercises are actually pretty hard in higher amounts and will get your heart rate flowing, exactly what you need to get and sustain big erections. With swimming and biking on a regular schedule, erectile dysfunction ceases to exist because you are able to pump blood to your penis like a fire hose. If you take the advice listed here, you will definitely get huge erections even if you don’t want them.
How to Get Huge Erections with FleshPump
If you are too lazy to exercise then shame on you, you are making mistakes. However, there is a product made for those who can’t get an erection for many different reasons. It doesn’t matter if you are Stephen hawking or Lebron James, the FleshPump will get your cock nice and hard every time guaranteed. The FleshPump is the brand new cock pump released in March 2017 and it is really good at its job. FleshPump sucks all the blood to your penis using vacuum technology that is state of the art. FleshPump is a miracle to men everywhere who have a hard time getting it up. When this happens, it is always very sad but now the FleshPump can make these awkward situations a distant memory. If you are too lazy to workout or simply can’t get erections, then check out FleshPump. This product is also good for those that are having sex with many women at a time over a short time span. If you are a male porn star, then the FleshPump may be the key to developing your career.
In addition to cardio, you could take a natural supplement called Ginkgo Biloba which increases circulation, helping with erectile dysfunction and generally improving your health. I take it even though I don’t have any problems getting erections because of the multitude of health benefits of good circulation. It will be difficult to use a pocket pussy without maintaining an erection as you will not be able to penetrate the canal, especially if you get one of the more tight textures. Even the best pocket pussy can’t accommodate a limp noodle. Limp noodles and pocket pussies don’t match well. Ginkgo Biloba is something of a super drug as it increases the circulation throughout your entire body. this enables your mind to think faster and your penis to swell faster with blood and stay hard. Many men have trouble keeping a hard erection but have no problems getting one so Ginkgo Biloba may the missing piece for them.
Another supplement to increase your stamina training in bed is whey protein. Whey protein is great to build muscle and grow stronger with regular planned exercises. If you are really committed to becoming better in bed and last longer at the same time, then building stronger muscles to control you core muscles and groin muscles is what you need to do. With whey protein after your swimming or calisthenics workout, you will be able to use those exercises to make you grow bigger and stronger. If you are overweight and that is the reason that you have a hard time with erections, then you should still do whey protein but only if you can get a brand with low carbohydrates. If you are fat, then you need to go with a high protein and low carbohydrate diet. Many people have the wrong impression that eating fats will make you fat, which actually not the case and you should eat at least 100 grams of fat per day for healthy testosterone production.
Step Three: Lube your Pocket Pussy
How to use a pocket pussy with lube? A pocket vagina without Fleshlube is a sad pocket pussy. Lube is extremely important when using the male sex toy. We recommend using Fleshlight’s own lube brand, (they made the male masturbator, don’t you think they would also make the best lube for their product?) not only because it is compatible with the Fleshlite, (you can only use water-based lubricants with male sex toys, NEVER oil or silicone-based lubricants) but because it simulates a silky, smooth texture that you simply can not find with other lubes. In a one on one case study personally done, we found that Fleshlube was simply the superior lube, especially when used in Fleshlites and other pocket pussies. Lube is not really that important when it comes to fake vaginas but the official lube has never failed us before. It is really good for use with the patented texture used in official fake pussies made by Steve Shubin. There are 50 gallon barrels of lube available on amazon if you are sex machine but in this case we suggest quality over quantity. If you are really too cheap to buy lube for your fake vagina, you can try spitting in the canal but this is highly not recommended because it will decrease the pleasure of your overall experience. If you don’t believe there is any great difference between spit and lube, try getting lube one time and you will see the difference.
Always Deals on the Website
In addition, there are always deals on the Fleshlite site where the more you buy, the more you can get for free. Fleshlube is a great product and really blows most other pocket pussy oriented lube out of the water. What is the best male masturbator, without the best lube? Good lube is the key to any successful pocket pussy relationship. Yes, I said relationship, watch how easy it is to get attached to your limited edition Wet Dreams Quickshot. I actually keep asking your congress man to make it legal to marry your fake vagina. If you are attentive to the holidays and subscribed to their mailing list, you will be alerted of all the sales right as they happen. This can be important to take advantage of quickly because some products like the Launch sold out in March 2017. It is not known whether the latest product also released in March 2017, FleshPump will sell out or not this month. If you miss a sale, then don’t feel bad because they run big sales about once a month. Currently at the time of writing this, there is the Spring Fling sale where you can get discounts comparable to those around November and December. They have sales so often that it is worth it to wait for the sales before buying because you can count on them happen on a monthly basis. The best sales of the year are in November and December, starting with Black Friday and ending the first week of the new year. For those that miss these huge sales or those who were dumped as part of their girlfriend’s resolutions, rejoice for the Valentines sales of February. During Valentines season, Flesh Lite opens up massive discounts with sometimes 20% and more off all sales.
Step Four: Pick a Mount
How to use a pocket pussy with a mount? Your pocket vagina is heated, lubed up and you are hard as a rock. The beauty of the pocket pussy (unless you get an ultra intense pocket pussy like Utopia) is the practicality to use it for stamina training even if you are a beginner. Fleshlite actually has a pocket vagina designed for stamina training called the Stamina Training Unit (STU), but in our opinion, any Fleshlite, even the Destroya male sex toy, can be used to train stamina. Beware of pocket pussy dangers such as falling off the mount and embarrassing yourself. This is one of the most common pocket pussy dangers. Male masturbator mounts are actually a lot safer than improvised mounts. These mounts are specially designed for Fleshlites.
Simulate Sex Better with Fleshlight Mounts
You could hypothetically use the pocket pussy in your hand as you are sitting in a chair but honestly, how realistic is that? Using a mount with pocket pussies feel amazing and adds another degree of realism to the experience. You are simply upgrading your masturbation, which is what using pocket pussies are all about. Fleshlite is about upgrading your sexual experience, which is why we strongly recommend picking up a specially designed (by Fleshlight) male sex toy mount.
Fleshlight Mounts take Pocket Pussies to the Next Level
There are currently three Fleshlite mounts to pick from. A common question we get asked is if pocket pussy mounts are worth the money. Using a mount with the a decent pocket vagina feels amazing! In our opinion, yes, especially if you are chasing the best pocket pussy experience possible. If you really want to achieve the most realistic masturbation experience possible, getting a mount is required. With the pocket pussy mounts, you can take stamina training to whole next level.
Pocket Pussy Mounts Make a Big Difference
Imagine thrusting into a warm, silky smooth, wet hole ass naked in the middle of your dining room (or bedroom…) instead of quietly stroking yourself in your computer chair. The difference of experience is so monumental, that we can simply not recommend one of these enough. If you are “inexperienced,” the pocket pussy mounts go a long way to give you more experience, because they provide a much more realistic experience than sitting and stroking. It is common for guys to get a pocket vagina because they have little sexual experience. Pocket pussy mounts are sorta like cheating, in that you get to experience actual sex positions that otherwise wouldn’t be possible.
Step Five: Have Fun
Now that “How to use a male masturbator?” is answered, I will share helpful tips to improve your overall pocket pussy experience and make you launch off. If this is your first Fleshlite, and you live with other people (dorm/apartment/house/prison cell), then make sure your doors are locked, window blinds down, and maybe have some sort of passive drowning noise like a dehumidifier by your door. Getting a dehumidifier or air filter help significantly to reduce the level of anxiety as pocket pussies generally make loud smacking sounds as you lay into them. If you can afford it, the best thing to use to overcome the sound of you hammering Stoya’s fake vagina is two box fans. One by the door and another one in the opposite corner of the room. The two box fans will ensure that nobody can hear you making love to Riley Reid, Stoya, and Anikka Albrite in a hour long orgy. Most of you reading this probably don’t live alone or own a personal condo, apartment or house but if you do have this luxury, then no box fans are needed. You can use your fake vagina in the living room, kitchen and porch all on the same day with different textures.
Fleshlights can Simulate Real Sexual Encounters
The point of buying the a pocket pussy is to increase the value of your masturbation experiences to the point where your sessions become less of masturbation experiences and more of simulated sex experiences. You need to be comfortable, knowing that there is no way someone is going to catch you in the act. Going the distance to make sure you are in total privacy goes a long way towards relaxing your nerves and adding to the fun of owning a male sex toy. The pleasures of living alone are being able to use your fake vaginas whenever and wherever you want.
Privacy and Peace of Mind while using your Fleshlite
If you have to, postpone your masturbation sessions until a time when everyone is sleeping or away. Just like real sex, using a pocket pussy creates loud smacking sounds (although you can minimize these by loosening the cap on the back of your male masturbator, causing suction to decrease) and these become awkwardly apparent when your mom, siblings or roommate pass by your door. A simple dehumidifier or box fan will create enough noise to drown most of your love-making sounds. If you loosen the cap on the end of the fake vagina, then you can actually stealth masturbate because the sound from the sex toy becomes very quiet. The Quickshot is even better at doing this because there is no cap on the end and therefore significantly less suction effect is produced.
Quickshot is the Best Stealth Male Sex Toy
If you have an uncomfortable living situation and people can hear you in your room (I did one time in Boulder, Colorado), then the best thing to do is get a Quickshot because it is very quiet and easy to use in the shower. If you live with many other guys, then most of them probably know what a fake vagina is and may even own one themselves. If you have no privacy, the best option may be to use your fake vagina in the shared shower room in a private area. You can use it in the shower stall where no one will hear you pounding Quickshot Gold over the running waters or see you from behind a shower screen. If you actually do this it can be tempting to use the shower soap in your apartment complex, gym or dorm. We strongly advise that you never use the soap provided in the bathrooms at any of these locations because most soap contains oil products which will destroy the Quickshot Gold (and other fake vaginas) sleeve. You have been warned! Out of the three Quickshots, we recommend the either Vantage or Gold over Boost. While Quickshot Boost is a good fake vagina, it can’t compete with a gold Quickshot or totally transparent Quickshot. Vantage is the best Quickshot and is also the highest rated on the official website by the real customer reviews.
(Optional) Step Six: Headphones and Porn
How to use a pocket pussy in the best possible manner? If you are going to masturbate, you may as well have something nice to look at. This is the moment when you turn off all your lights, tell your parents you are taking a nap, and open up your favorite porn site. For laptop users, position your laptop in front of your pocket pussy mount. Same technique can be used for mobile devices. Porn is the best option if you want to just cum quickly and catch the bus to school in the morning. However, porn can lead to some male health problems including porn induced erectile dysfunctions. For this reason, porn should be used moderately and you should be careful to not watch too much porn a day. If you use your fake vagina more than three times per day, then make one of those sessions with no porn at all. This is how you keep yourself available to fuck real women as well because watching too much porn can affect healthy real relationships. For the times when you decide to cum hard and fast with porn, then get yourself a pair of nice headphones. Generally any pair of headphones that costs under $100 is not a very good. For high fidelity and high definition premium porn, we suggest a nice set of earbuds or headphones ranging from $200 to $300 and even higher. The reality is that you need to actually spend quite a lot of money in today’s market to get a nice set of headphones or earbuds. Once you strap in, lock your door, and put on your headphones, you are ready to start using your fake vagina.
Fleshlight Preparation is Key
If you have a desktop computer, make space in your room to set up a mount facing your desktop. It is also highly recommended to use headphones (obviously necessary if you don’t live alone) as they will greatly increase your immersion into the porn and contribute to the best Fleshlite experience possible. Check out Vice’s interview with the creator of Fleshlite to learn just how much fun he has with it.
Are Fleshlites Worth it?
Many people get hung up on whether or not male sex toys actually work and if male sex toys are good or not. Are pocket pussies Good? Yes. Do pocket pussies work? Yes. Are male masturbators worth the money? Yes. The Fleshlite really is not all that expensive. For $80 ($35 for the new Fleshlight Quickshot) you are gaining access to unlimited pleasure and unlimited pussy. If that is not the greatest deal of our time, then what is?
Use the Pocket Pussy to Practice Blasting Vaginas
People email us all the time, asking silly questions like “Is a pocket pussy worth it?” and all I have to do is simply point out that they are paying a small fee for unlimited sexual release. No more dealing with nagging women who won’t shut up when all you want to do is stick your dick in their pussy. No more going clubbing or bar hopping for hours on end just to go home empty handed (literally) and poorer at the end of the night. A fake vagina that you store in your closet will be in your closet when you return to it after an unsuccessful mating party with those tight teen cheerleaders. A fake vagina is never going leave you or not answer your text messages because it doesn’t have any sort of brain. This vagina is just a pussy that you fuck, no dates, no moody texts, and no sad bank accounts. Even if you already have a girlfriend (or many girlfriends), you can use the fake vagina to practice blasting pussy.
Instead of putting yourself through the trouble of spending hours on a real girl, you can lock yourself in your room, put on some headphones and simulate real sex for hours, hell, maybe even days on end. Of course, at some point, you should eat and sleep, but you get my point. Pocket pussies are a gift given to you directly from god, through the internet, and all you have to do is accept. The fake vagina will change your life because it is a source of unlimited pussy just as the oceans are sources of relatively unlimited salt water. Fake vaginas physically last longer than many relationships as well. The materials Steve Shubin puts into his products is very high quality and the patented material can be refreshed with the renewing powder. You can get three or four pocket pussies and lock yourself away in a secluded room and just masturbate and play video games for eight hours at a time. We do not endorse video game playing but if you like to do that, the fake pussy is a great way to relax after getting 68 cooking on old school Runescape. The artificial vagina is a gift directly from god and only a fool would refuse to have one.
Should I Buy a Pocket Pussy? Should I get a Male Masturbator? LMR?
As stated above, the Fleshlite is a breakthrough in male masturbation technology. If our ancestors were presented with such a gift of god as the pocket pussy, questions like “Should I buy a pocket pussy?” would not even occur to them. Imagine, on the plains of Wyoming, five hundred years ago, some Native American boy is frustrated because his Native American wife is giving him LMR (Last Minute Resistance) for no good reason. He went through the trouble of marrying this ungrateful princess and all he wants to do is ejaculate in her ass.
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You could have been that blue balled Native American boy had Fate dealt you a different hand! Now that boy has to spit in his hands and get down to it the old fashioned way. The point is that you are lucky as hell to live in an age when pussy literally comes in a flashlight form. If I get one more “Should I get a male sex toy?” or “Where to buy a Fleshlite?” email, I will definitely explode with anger!
Not to mention it blows my mind that sex is literally available in flashlight form. We have officially reached the ultimate peak of human civilization. What else is there to do? Eternal life? Self aware AI? Nothing can honestly top sex in flashlight form, right? When Lycurgus, the great lawgiver of Sparta reformed Spartan civilization in the 9th century BCE, he forgot to set money aside for making pussies available in flashlight form, his greatest mistake! The Destroya Fleshlite rivals actual sex considering how long you can fuck it without having to put up with a woman’s bullshit.
Are Pocket Pussies Worth it?
Are pocket pussies worth it? Yes, please stop asking us this question. The time you took to write out that question in an email to us is time that you could have spent having the time of your life with a Destroya Fleshlite. Pocket pussies are great, no doubt about it. Owning a Fleshlite, maybe even the best pocket pussy will install an Abundance Mentality. Before, sex was scarce, and you would consider yourself “lucky” to get laid. But once you purchase a pocket pussy, you will find sex so plentiful that it will bore you. Are Fleshlites worth the money? If you’re asking whether $80 (or $35) is a high price to pay for truly unlimited pussy, then you should re-evaluate your life and your life decisions.
Ask any economist if you are getting your money’s worth from this transaction and the answer with be a resounding yes every time. Stop asking stupid questions like “Do Fleshlites work?” and “Should I buy a male masturbator?” and just do it already. Buying a fake vagina is like investing in Facebook before anyone knew what Facebook was. A fake vagina is an investment that will endlessly pay out huge dividends for years to come as long as you treat it properly. It is very important to get the renewing powder at least once every six months.
Are Fleshlights Good?
Another question we often get asked is “Are Fleshlights good?” The only way to properly answer this question is to run through a list of all the reasons why Fleshlites are good. Fleshlight FleshPumps are good because they help you last longer in bed. To start, fake pussies don’t bitch at you when you don’t respond to their text messages in 24 hours. Pocket pussies are a one time payment, the same is not true of women who require you to take them on dates every week and pay for them. Also, male sex toys are good for stamina training, you can take control of your sex life and last longer in bed by using a fake pussy.
Owning a fake pussy is beneficial to your mental health during those unsuccessful mating seasons. “Are Fleshlites good?” is a silly question when you consider masturbating with your hand or a cut out orange that you heated up in microwave for thirty seconds. pocket pussies are good for trying out kinky sex positions because you can place a male masturbator anywhere. The same can’t be said for a 100 pound girl. We have been using fake pussies longer than you’ve known what a pocket pussy is, and can guarantee that if male sex toys weren’t the best thing since sliced bread, the website wouldn’t exist.
Pocket Pussy Story
To prove that male masturbators are good, I will tell you a pocket pussy story. When I got my second pocket pussy (read about it at Primal Fleshlight Review), I was very happy with Fleshlight’s products. I was so happy that I decided to create a website about how good fake pussies are. Me and my staff have put hours into each page of PocketPussyWorld.com, and we are proud of our work. We are rewarded by the knowledge that we helped someone find the Best Fleshlite for them. These fake vaginas have helped me become a sex god with endless stamina training and I will share my knowledge with you about how to properly and most effectively use pocket vaginas for this goal. If you have decided to buy a pocket vagina, then please come back to this website and click one of our ads to support the writers. Thank you for doing this to support Pocket Pussy World and we hope you enjoy our reviews and other content. We will continue to make reviews about fake vaginas as long as people come back and enjoy our reviews. This website is affiliated with Fleshlite so if you want to support us you can get a pocket vagina and hopefully after reading our reviews, find the best one for you.
If you are still on the fence about buying a male sex toy, read one of our reviews and pick one for yourself. Nearly all of the male sex toys from Fleshlite are great and we recommend purchasing the one that suits your tastes best. Are male masturbators good enough to make you splurge every time? Yes. If you have read enough here, you can always check out the Fleshlite store for more information about pocket pussies. The official store does not offer as much information as here but you can even contact Flesh Lite directly for any other questions. If you have any questions you can not find the answer to on this page, you can contact us and we will personally help you. We have helped hundreds of men find the right male sex toy and we can help you too.
Is Discreet Shipping Available?
Yes, discreet shipping is available with Fleshlite orders. The only return address on the box will be “ILF” which stands for Interactive Life Forms, company behind Fleshlight. There is nothing on the box that says Fleshlite, sex toy or anything that would give away the contents inside. There is no big logo on the boxes like you see on Amazon boxes. You will receive a big plain brown shipping box with a little postal sticker on it, that’s it. Fleshlite obviously knows that shipping their products in obviously marked packages would not be buyer friendly. Although personally I would have no problem if people knew I ordered a pocket pussy online, Fleshlights are awesome and they should be jealous! If you are still concerned about discreet shipping, you can email or call their support line directly. They are very professional and responsive with their support team and will answer any question you have within hours to a few days.
Don’t Buy Cheap Pocket Pussies
Cheap pocket pussies are terrible. I have never seen a good cheap fake pussy in my entire life. If you are spending under $60 for a cheap pocket pussy, you can guarantee yourself that that fake pussy looks like scrambled eggs. Cheap fake pussies are so bad, I dont even see why people bother with them anymore. Fleshlite is the only way to go. there is a reason people say “nothing beats a Fleshlight.” pocket pussies have been and will always be the best pocket pussies of all time. Most cheap male sex toys are painfully fake, and some of the worst ones outright scare me. The last thing you want is to lose the sin on your cock to some Chinese fake pussy that is actually also a very dangerous weapon. The Chinese do not care if their fake vaginas are safe for you or not. All that matters to them is if they can continue to sell their products in Amazon and Ebay listings. Many cheap pussies may work a few times but use it long enough and it almost always fall apart, potentially injuring you. See this picture below, and don’t be like these two tight whores thinking about whether or not to buy cheap sex toys or just use pens and pencils from the library.
They look like scrambled eggs 99% of the times and their appearance is generally scary. With Fleshlights, each orifice (besides the originals) is modeled off of a real porn star. This guarantees that fake pussies are as appealing to the eye as to the dick. When you get a Fleshlite it will last for a long time. Not the same can be said of cheap pocket pussies. They have the tendency to break after only a few weeks. They are from china, made in factories by the hundreds of thousands. Right now there is some Chinese guy out sitting in a warehouse with 1.5 million cheap pocket pussies all around him. He has both your money and your shame. Cheap pocket pussies are a scam, none of them work, even if you can manage to get an erection. This happy Chinese man is plotting world pocket vagina domination while you are left sad and limp.
How to Clean a Pocket Pussy
Pocket pussies are not the beast they’re made out to be in regards to cleaning. Proper fake pussy care is simple and easy. Immediately after ejaculation, the easiest way to clean out the fake pussy is to run water through it at the nearest sink. Turn the water up higher than usual so that the added pressure will power scrub your cum away. One of the major benefits of using pocket pussies is that there is absolutely no need for cleanup. All of the waste (toxic waste if you are an alien) is safely contained within the male sex toy. Make sure to clean your sex toy after each use or else there is a chance that bad mold will grow inside. The mold is not dangerous most of the time but there is a chance that you can probably discover some health hazards if you go too long without cleaning. Also, do not clean with soap or any oil based product because this will degrade the pocket vagina.
Male Masturbator meet Sink, Sink meet Sex Toy
Using our method of running water through the canal in the sink will quickly clean out the waste. You are able to go again in seconds. It is very important to dry your fake pussy after use. If you do not plan to go on a marathon (often the case with the Euphoria male sex toy), then drying the case is the best way to ensure that bad things do not happen to your pocket pussy. Bad things include mold growing on, or inside your pocket pussy which would be incredibly nasty. However, this is okay because prevention is one hundred percent guaranteed when you dry out the fake pussy.
After use and washing, take the Fleshlite sleeve out of the plastic container, place on a dry surface, and leave out to dry for a few hours. No, you should not put your pocket pussy in the sun to dry. Doing this could potentially melt the plastic. I don’t think that Fleshlite would give you a new product if you were to actually melt it in the sun.
Do NOT Make your Own Pocket Pussy
Don’t make your own fake pussy. Pocket pussy manufacturing is best left to the professionals. The Fleshlight is going to be better than whatever homemade pocket pussy you come up with. Fleshlights last a lifetime. Fleshlites are the type of pocket pussy that break in, instead of break down. I will laugh when your fake pussy breaks down while mine gets better. Homemade pocket pussies rarely last more than one week even if you really easy with it. But if you are going easy with your homemade fake pussy then you can’t be enjoying it that much. With an official male masturbator, you can go 100% fuck mode, with no concerns of the fake pussy being unusable afterwards.
Pocket Pussies are Better than Women
I have seen people online combining many different strange household items to make a pocket pussy. Some of these contraptions are outright dangerous, one had bleach in it! I couldn’t believe the lengths people go through to get off. male sex toys are simple, you buy one, it lasts a lifetime of pleasure and there is no reason to talk to women anymore. Think about just how much time women take up. Traveling to meet somewhere will take you 30 minutes, the actual dates costs 2 hours, and the traveling back is another 30 minutes, and then sex is just 10 minutes.
Consider the Best Use of your Time
With women, you spend 3 hours not having sex and 10 minutes having sex. If you owned a male sex toy you could have spent that 3 hours and 10 minutes having sex with your pocket pussy. It is often said that the best thing about a fake pussy is that it doesn’t talk to you. It would be really easy to make a talking fake pussy. Why hasn’t it been done yet? Talking pocket pussies don’t exist because no one would buy a talking fake pussy. If you wanted a talking pocket pussy, you would get a woman.
Another thing to think about when considering getting a pocket pussy is how much do I get for my money? A valid question, many buyers might be afraid of getting burned buying pocket pussies in the past. The average male sex toy costs $60 and you get unlimited sex. The average date costs $60 and there is a chance that you won’t get sex, even one time. I don’t believe there is a better deal than $60 for unlimited sex. Get the male masturbator Quickshot if you are a man on the go. If you are a real man, you travel the world and fight wild animals. Women can’t always make the move to the middle of the Amazonian Rainforest just because you want to fight wild toucans.
How to Choose the Best Pocket Pussy for you
There are so many different kinds of pocket pussies available, it can be extremely difficult to pick only one. That’s why we recommend getting a double male sex toy pack instead of a single Fleshlite. If you end up not liking the texture of the first pocket pussy, you will have another texture. This is important because once you use your male sex toy, you can not return it. Nobody would ever buy a used fake pussy, once you use it once, it is yours forever. Many people end up liking their first male sex toy so much that they buy again. With the combo packs, you can save money because both fake pussies are discounted since it is a larger order.
The discount is roughly 40% so that is a really good deal in my opinion. If you really just don’t have the money to spend on a double male sex toy pack, then you can help ensure you find the best pocket pussy for you by reading our pocket vagina reviews. Read each review carefully, and pick out a handful of your favorite pocket pussies. Reading male masturbator reviews will help you understand how each fake pussy feels. We are pocket pussy experts and know which fake pussies are worth your money. If you have any questions about the Fleshlight review or want more information, please visit our contact us page to see how to get in touch. You can email us any pocket pussy related questions.
Veterinary use of Pocket Pussies
Surprisingly (This honestly doesn’t surprise me too much…), “pocket pussies are widely used by small and large farms in legal cattle artificial insemination government and private programs and semen collection centers for collecting animal sperm and its further application in society” (Wikipedia – pocket pussy). An artificial vagina designed (not by Fleshlight) to collect semen will copy some or all of the features and specific behaviors of an animal’s pussy.
Pocket Pussies for Horses?
There are many types of such apparatuses, but the most common design utilizes a tube with a regularly sterile inner liner plus a hard outer shell. These stands, especially the ones for horse are actually quite large, standing 4 feet tall and weighing over 100 pounds. They are not as hideable as the Fleshlight Quickshot. The canal walls of this tube is hollow and filled to the top with warm water to perfectly mimic a natural animal body temperature for better accurate results, and may contain a thin, yet durable filter to separate out the semen. While you probably do not need a male sex toy built for horses, it is very interesting to know about the wonders that pocket pussies can bring to all forms of life.
10 Reasons Why you Need a Pocket Pussy
1. You don’t have a talking Vagina (woman)
It is perfectly okay to be a single dude. Relationships are time consuming, frustrating and often fruitless. Above all, relationships are expensive, nothing breaks the bank like a decent date. Why spend $80 every time to fuck a girl when you could just spend $80 once and fuck your pocket pussy whenever you want, wherever you want.
With women, you spend 99% of your time either on a date, spending money on her, or bored to death of the “conversation.” When you finally get to the 1% and finish, you feel dumb because you just spent 8 hours working to get laid. It simply is not worth it your time to date. Just get a pocket pussy and you can spend 100% of your time fucking. No dates, no spending money again and again (not entirely true if you use Fleshlube). Pocket pussies are better than women. If you live outside the United States then pocket vaginas are not always better than women, for example big titty Iranian girls are more seductive than you would think. There is a problem in certain western countries where all the women care about is using men to advance their own financial lives. This is okay and can be exploited for loads of free sex if you are moderately alpha but after a while the game becomes annoying. Women of the East and far East are much more feminine and pleasant to have as company. There is no mandatory expensive entertainment or high class act required because these women understand that their role is to help the man stand tall, not sit on his shoulders. Good examples of Fleshlite girls that understand this concept are Riley Reid, Dillion Harper and Anikka Albrite. None of these girls are very foreign but they are all submissive whores who would not stop sucking your cock even if you’ve fallen asleep.
2. You are Horny
Pocket pussies are built to do only one thing, get you off as effectively and fully as possible. You are probably horny right now but if you had a pocket pussy, you wouldn’t be, that’s a fact. Why torture yourself, just get a male sex toy, they are worth your money! Being horny and without a fake pussy is absolute torture. We have all been there at some point or another, and we know that feeling sucks. Sometimes you simply don’t feel like slobbering up your hands and making a big mess just to get off and you remain horny. Avoid this trouble by simply getting a pocket pussy and you will never have to worry about being horny again.
3. Pocket Pussies are the Perfect Stamina Training Devices for men
Most men suffer from some sort of premature ejaculation. In reality, this is 100% totally preventable. If you were to spend 10 hours a day practicing with your pocket pussy, you would become able to last really long in bed. We’re not saying that you need to train for 10 hours a day with a male sex toyto see improvements in your stamina and general ability to last longer in bed. Quite honestly, male sex toys are more intense than actual vaginas, and using one regularly will make you last longer in bed.
One of the main things women complain about the male partner is his ability to last long in bed. You can simply avoid the ordeal of trying harder and harder to last for a long time in bed if you just got yourself a fake pussy. Before I ever had a fake pussy and could last long in bed, I’ve had quite a few women break up with me simply because I couldn’t last. I couldn’t last mainly for two reasons, I didn’t have a male sex toy, and I sleep with very hot women.
Before I had a male sex toy, I would last for about 10 minutes masturbating if I was watching quality porn. When I first got my male sex toy, my stamina slipped to about 5 minutes because I was totally unprepared for the raw sensation that the Fleshlight would impose on my dick. After a few weeks of training, I found that I was able to comfortably last about 25 minutes to the same sort of porn that I could previously last only 10 minutes against.
4. Pocket Pussies will Make you Better at Sex
Not only will you last longer (see #3) but you will learn to be a better lover. With a male sex toy mount, your pocket pussy can simulate any type of sex position. You could go through the entire Kama Sutra with a male sex toy. No need for a woman at all! Who would be better at sex, somebody who doesn’t have a Destroya male masturbator or somebody who does have a Destroya male sex toy? I would say that in most cases, the person with the Destroya Fleshlight is a better lover.
5. Pocket Pussies Cure Depression
Are you having an unsuccessful mating season? Are you depressed because you can not find a girl to suck your dick? Worry no more because when you have a male sex toy, you have unlimited blowjobs. Unlimited blowjobs are proven to cure depression. Just about nothing can bring you down when you know that you have a pocket pussy at home willing to act out your deepest sexual fantasies.
6. Fleshlites Last for Years
When properly cared for, any Fleshlite will last for many years. This is much better than the homemade pocket pussies that are only 1 time use before they dissolve or break. Fleshlites are durable and you can be assured that as long as you take care of it, it is guaranteed to bring you free, unlimited orgasms for years to come. I have never had a Fleshlight break or become unusable. As long as you take good care of your pocket pussy, they will last a ridiculously long time.
7. A Pocket Pussy is the best toy you’ve ever had
Remember when you were a kid, you would want hotwheels or pokemon cards or something? Could hotwheels or pokemon cards ever get you off? The answer is a resounding no. A pocket pussy is the best toy you’ve ever had because you can actually fuck it. If my parents had gotten me a pocket pussy instead of Lego’s when I was a kid, I would probably have spent much less time getting in trouble with my friends and more time having orgies with Riley Reid and Lisa Ann behind closed doors.
8. Sex Available in Flashlight Form
A Flesh Lite is a true achievement of human engineering, a revolution in its own right for male masturbation everywhere. The world will never be the same since the Fleshlite was invented. Remember when the computer was invented, that is nothing compared to the raw ingenuity of the Fleshlite. However, I am still wondering why the fake pussy took so long for a quality company like Interactive Life Forms (Fleshlight) to perfect. Sure, if you go back a few thousand years, I’m sure you could find primitive male sex toys, but were they high quality and publicly available? Most likely they were not and were only used by the masturbatory elite.
9. You can use a Quickshot anywhere
Fleshlight Quickshot is a small portable male sex toy that is extremely portable, making it possible to masturbate almost anywhere. Even if you aren’t in exhibitionism like my ex girlfriend, you have to admit that being able to masturbate while driving a car on the highway is pretty cool. Ever wanted to join the mile high club but didn’t feel like getting straight up arrested in international waters? Well now membership to this exclusive club is all yours when you get a fake pussy. However, be sure that you can finish quietly in under 5 minutes to avoid suspicion that you are a terrorist trying to detonate his shoes or something. That would be extremely awkward when the airplane staff confront the locked bathroom door after your 10 minute Quickshot session only to find a dude desperately using his male sex toy.
10. Pocket Pussies are cheaper than Dates
$80 for unlimited sex versus $80 per sex, the numbers don’t lie. In the course of this article, we have gone over many times how pocket pussies are simply more effective than dating women and we won’t repeat ourselves on that topic here.
Is Destroya Really Better than Actual Sex?
In the main article on this page, we argued that the Destroya Fleshlite was indeed, better than actual sex. Yes, the Destroya male sex toy is better than sex if used properly. If you just use the Destroya male sex toy in the bathroom at your school, the experience probably isn’t better than actual sex. However, if you get the male sex toy mount, Flesh Lite lube and maybe a male sex toy pack (having multiple male masturbators allows you to simulate orgies), and then hole up in a secure location for 3 hours, you will be very happy by the end of those 3 hours.
You can’t just do that with a girl. Girl’s want to go out and eat dinner and shit. As a guy, all you want to do is fuck. You wouldn’t keep the girl around in most cases unless you wanted to fuck her. male sex toys take the boring shit out of having a relationship because all you do with your male sex toy is fuck it. You don’t have to take your Flesh Lite out to a 3 hour, $150 date to be able to fuck it.
Is it Normal to own a Pocket Pussy?
Yes, it is completely normal to own a pocket pussy, no one should feel ashamed for owning a fake pussy. There are many valid reasons besides just wanting to get off more to own a pocket pussy. Depending on what country you live in, you could not like the women. I have heard that many people across the world do not like American women because they are too masculine. If you live in the United States and have trouble finding a good girlfriend, then you should consider moving to another country. I have spent far too many years in the United States, but now that Trump is our great elected president I hope things will improve between the genders. Currently most women simply do not have very much respect for your average man. The American woman will suck your cock and be your whore seven days a week if you are six feet three inches, making one thousand dollars per day, or live in a beachfront condo with a perfect jacuzzi for hour long anal punishment sessions. However, if you are just a wimpy seven teen year old student with no $100k per month passive income internet business, no Italian countryside condo, and no 60 foot yacht, then you can expect to be treated with no respect or remorse. Women love great men, and just because this is the reality does not mean that it is a bad thing. All you have to do to get any woman you want is simply be a great man. This takes many years and in the meantime you can pound the Destroya vagina every day in preparation for fucking the real Stoya.
If you lived in the USA or Canada and thought the women were too masculine, then it is perfectly valid to own a fake pussy. Besides this, just wanting to get off more is healthy and a very good reason to own a fake pussy. You are likely well aware of the depression that follows a unsuccessful mating season. male sex toys are very good for breakups because you go from having sex almost everyday to nothing at all. Your pocket pussy (paired with a male sex toy mount) could satisfy the gaps your ex left.
Is Male Masturbator Addiction Real?
Yes, you can get addicted to your male sex toy and it is wonderful. You will be the happiest motherfucker alive when you are getting off 3 times a day whenever (and wherever?) you want. The Flesh Lite is the best male masturbatory device in the history of sex, there is a real possibility that you may engage in a full time relationship with your male sex toy. For me, I like to change what male sex toys I use week by week. That way, my pocket pussies never gets old, and my addiction to male sex toys burns on. If you were going to get on an airplane but your bag was overweight and you had to throw something out, you would throw out your computer before you threw out the Destroya pocket vagina.
What do I do if Somebody Finds my Fleshlight?
When I had my male sex toy in high school, my mom once found my fake pussy. I just laughed it off and told her I didn’t care. You shouldn’t feel worried about having a fake pussy because pocket pussies are awesome and you should feel bad for everyone who doesn’t have a pocket pussy. Yes, these male masturbators are shaped like a Flashlight to disguise the fact that you have a fake pussy. However, there is no reason to feel ashamed of having a pocket pussy. Personally, I have a lack of shame when it comes to my fake pussy, maybe to a fault too. I openly brag to my friends about my pocket pussy collection and gain great pleasure from watching their faces shrivel up (like a grape left out in the sun) in disgust and horror. I know that underneath their surface reactions, they are really super jealous that I don’t need to deal with women anymore because I have a fake pussy.
Are Fleshlight Mounts Necessary?
Fleshlite mounts are guaranteed to increase your pocket pussy experience and get you off as effectively as possible. However, it is not entirely true that you need a male sex toy mount to enjoy your pocket pussy. You could just use the Flesh Lite like you would your hand, but that’s boring. There are male sex toy mounts built for Fleshlights by Flesh Lite, but if you really can’t afford one, there are free alternatives. One alternative to a male sex toy mount is simply sticking your male sex toy between your bed mattresses. Another is getting a second job so you can afford a real male sex toy mount and not have a disgusting mattress. If you are going to actually invest in simulating sex, which is what male masturbators are made for, then you get a mount because not using one would be ridiculous. Not using a mount is the lazy way to jack off and 100% non-realistic. Do you fuck your tight girlfriend just lazily sitting in a chair? Or, do you snatch her by her sandy tits (at the beach) and give her a real fucking workout? Male sex toy mounts will make you last longer in bed with your women. They are more realistic to the sweltering workout of furious anal revenge.
Are Aliens Hot?
Aliens are incredibly hot. Flesh Lite knows this is a fact, and they have created the Alien Fleshlite. Some people may think it’s strange that some people think aliens are hot. I am here to defend everyone who thinks that aliens are hot. A sexy alien is the dream woman. She’s foreign, doesn’t talk much (aliens don’t talk in human languages), and above all is, exotic. If you like exotic pussy, check out the primal Fleshlite review. We discuss just how exotic Suzie’s little pussy really is.
The fact is that aliens are some of the hottest creatures around. Have you ever seen the movie: District 9? There’s plenty of alien fucking in that movie. You can find montages all over the internet from that one movie alone, a true masterpiece in alien pornography. Sex with an alien would be crazy, there could be tentacles, which quite honestly changes the game. The alien whore from the avatar movie is ultra-sexy, I wouldn’t even care about her freaky tail. There was reportedly supposed to be a sex scene in the avatar movie but was taken out. A huge disappointment and for that reason, I absolutely hated the movie. It was terrible without an hardcore and alien pound alien fuck sequence where, at some point, the alien whore has the dude lick her huge blue tits. Why wouldn’t you fuck an alien? If aliens came to earth and you passed up the opportunity to mate with a hot female-type one, shame on you!
Are Male Masturbators Safe?
Another question that we get asked a lot is if male sex toys are safe or not. We can assure you 100% that Fleshlights are indeed safe. I have used male sex toys for more years that I haven’t used male sex toys. They are the best pocket pussy available on the market because they are safe. If you masturbate 3 times a day for many days at a time, your dick will eventually get blisters. And that, is not safe. With a fake pussy, you can use your male masturbator 30 times a day without even worrying about hurting yourself or getting a nasty blister that will cause your girlfriend to break up with you. Ordering a cheap pocket pussy from China definitely does has the potential to hurt your dick so that’s why you need to only use Fleshlights. Not only are they the safest fake pussy, they are also the best pocket pussy.
Women aren’t Safe
You know what isn’t safe? Women are not safe. When you date and have casual sex with a women, she can, at any point and for any reason call a false rape allegation against you. This happens all the time, you can read about it many times over on google. You break up with a woman and next thing you know the police are at your door interrogating you to death about where you were on this and that night. This is a problem especially prevalent in the United States where it is widely known that the courts are strongly sexist against men in these cases. One false rape allegation, even if defeated in court can get you fired from your job and ruin your career. Pocket pussies are your only risk free alternative to an ex-girlfriend’s imagination.
How Many Fleshlights Should I Buy?
When do you have enough male sex toys in your closet? I am working very hard to collect every Flesh Lite. Most of my money generated from this site goes towards my expanding Fleshlite collection. I currently own 50 different Flesh Lite products and am looking to get every single male sex toy product. If you aren’t as crazy about male sex toy as me, then I highly recommend that you pick up at least a duo of male masturbators when you make your purchase on Fleshlight.com. It is very important to get two male sex toys when you order because if you don’t like one Flesh Lite, you can always try the other one. And there is a seriously low chance that you will dislike both Fleshlites. Also, Flesh Lite has long standing deals on buy two get one free for certain male sex toy combo packages.
Have an Orgy with your Pocket Pussies
I have never received a pocket vagina that I bought that had any sort of problem with it. The short answer to the question “How Many Flesh lites Should I Buy?” is buy as many as you can afford. If you want ten Fleshlites, and you can afford it, buy ten Flesh lites. I have personally bought ten Flesh Lites at a time during the 2015 holiday Flesh Lite sale. When they arrived it was like an orgy in a box. The box was massive too, weighed about 20 to 30 pounds. After receiving the ten Fleshlights, I did not leave my house for the next 235 hours, I was busy having a super orgy with my male masturbators.
Do I Need the Sleeve Warmer?
Often we get emails about the Fleshlight sleeve warmer and whether or not it is a necessary addition to your Fleshlite. The answer is that the sleeve warmer is absolutely essential for proper Fleshlite use. If you were to have sex with a cold male sex toy, that would be like having sex with a dead body, and that is very nasty. Have some decency and get a sleeve warmer before someone reports you for fucking your cold male sex toy. Unless you have the zombie Fleshlite, you need to heat your sleeve up prior to use. Yes, Flesh Lite actually has a zombie Fleshlite and it is simply amazing. You can fuck your zombie male sex toy cold if you like because I suppose that is more realistic. Pocket Pussy World does does not endorse zombie fucking because those things are filthy. When do zombies ever take baths or showers?
Who is really the best Fleshlight girl?
I believe that Dillion Harper is the best Flesh Lite girl. Her Crush male sex toy receives a 10/10 rating from us but is still not better than Destroya. Dillion Harper isn’t the best because of her fake pussy. She is great because she is a tiny little whore who is fit to fuck in a knots from your boy scout’s handbook. If you are reading this before the next Fleshlight girl is released, which will likely be in December, a week before Christmas, then look at the top of the page right now and admire Dillion Harper’s amazing ass. That picture is almost as good as the Anikka Albrite one and I will probably leave it up for a while on the front page of Pocket Pussy World just below the fold.
Pocket Pussy World November Giveaway Winners
In November, we held a giveaway for a free male sex toy to one of our lucky fans on the email list. Currently (December 6, 2016), the old email signup was slowing down the site too much but may soon make a comeback in a different form. For now, you can be added to the email list by visiting our contact page and emailing us at the main webmaster address. Here is the winner from our November 2016 male sex toy giveaway… Congratulations Ken from South Dakota, USA. Ken choose to receive the signature Destroya pocket pussy which is our highest rated male sex toy. For our December male sex toy giveaway, we will choose 2 lucky winners and they will receive $100 worth of male masturbator goodies. Right now the email list is small compared the amount of daily visitors Pocket Pussy World gets. We have only 130 contestants on the email list, and only 20-30% will respond to and get involved in the giveaway which gives you about a one in twenty chance of winning. So join the email list now by emailing the main webmaster address in our contact page, because in January our email list will be much larger and it will not be so easy to win anymore when there are 500-1,000 people on our list.
Do Fleshlights Cure the Death Grip?
Yes, male sex toys cure the so called “death grip” by not harshly constricting your penis. All Fleshlight products are safe to use with cocks of all shapes and sizes in reducing the symptoms of the dreaded “death grip.” Actually Flesh Lite is the #1 recommended solution to this common problem and the good news is that with Flesh Lite, you can get your dick normally functioning again in 1-2 weeks.
Cheap Male Masturbators
While you should never, under any circumstances buy cheap male sex toys not made by Interactive Life Forms. It is understandable if you don’t have the $80 for a Crush or Euphoria male sex toy laying around. Flesh Lite was founded a long time ago by Steve Shubin and Fleshlight still sells their very first creations on their website under the name of the Originals. This include the now famous Pink Lady male sex toy, one of the first ever created by Steve Shubin. The Pink Lady male sex toy is a very boring, featureless fake pussy that was just a proof of concept that Steve Shubin could scale his business into the fake pussy empire it is today. There are other Flesh Lite originals such as the wonder wave which are actually really good. So good, that parts from this old male sex toy were included in Dillion Harper’s Crush male sex toy. The best part about these old male sex toys is that they are sold at a significantly lower price year round and Flesh Lite gives even better bundle deals where you can get 4 for the price of 2 Flesh Lite girls pocket pussies. The Flesh Lite Girls line of pocket pussy is sold at a higher price because each pocket vagina girl earns a little from each sale. With the originals, you are not paying a tax for the big name brand male sex toys and can get them at a very reasonable price if you are on a budget.
Why are they the Number One Selling Pocket Pussy?
Fleshlights use a special texture called Super Skin that mimics the real feeling of human skin. Nobody wants to fuck a rubbery hole, so Steve Shubin invented and patented this special texture to make his male sex toys feel 10x greater than all other pocket pussies. Flesh Lite has the rights and apparently has sued many imitators that have infringed on Flesh Lite’s patented Super Skin technology. The reason why other fake pussy companies have trouble competing with Flesh Lite is because they don’t have access to this awesome Super Skin technology.
Why Steve Shubin is the Real MVP
Steve Shubin’s genius invention of the Flesh Lite pocket pussy will go down in history as one of the greatest achievements of mankind. Women are great, but if you’re a man on the go, or in Steve Shubin’s case, have a very pregnant wife. Steve Shubin is such a boss that instead of cheating on his wife or demanding sex, he simply solved man’s eternal quest for unlimited pussy and becoming the greatest warrior for the mile high club. The Fleshlight Quickshot stands out as an incredible achievement. Many of Flesh Lite’s legitimate rivals have created small pocket pussies, but they were all missing Flesh Lite’s Super Skin technology. The Fleshlight Quickshot was released earlier this year and has been hailed worldwide as a breakthrough in fake pussy technology. Despite a normal Flesh Lite’s stealth flashlight appearance and due to Flesh Lite’s popularity, most people can easily recognize a male sex toy from a distance, even women. The pocket vagina Quickshot is invisible to everyone who would recognize a normal Flesh Lite. You can even walk around in an airport with a Fleshlight Quickshot in hand pretending that it’s a coffee cup and no one will notice. The pocket vagina Quickshot is one of the greatest achievements of Steve Shubin since the creation of the Destroya male sex toy.
Will Cheap Chinese Pocket Pussies Hurt your Dick?
Yes, cheap Chinese pocket pussies will cause bodily hard to your penis nine out of ten times. There are good reasons besides quality to go with Flesh Lite rather than some poorly made Chinese pussy. Most pussies bought from trusted sources are built only with profit maximization in mind and pay no attention to quality as long as they keep getting traffic to their listings. These shady underground pocket pussy companies are not allowed to use male masturbator Super Skin material and therefore use rubbery plastic mesh for their products. You need at least five times more lube and courage to engage in intercourse with one of these monstrosities. For research, we have tested some of these alternate male sex toyand found one that even have a plastic barb sticking into the canal! That one was just $40 but extremely dangerous and nobody knows how many men had to have their dick eventually amputated because of this product.
What are the Laws on Pocket Pussies?
We sometimes get questions from men who ask us if it is legal to marry their male sex toy because they love it so much. While transgender rights has to pass before men can start marrying their dog, and only then in the scramble, would it potentially be possible to get male sex toys passed as well. All jokes aside, there are currently no laws restricting pocket pussies but many online websites will try to stop you from buying if you are under 18. If you live in a poor part of Kentucky and don’t have access to internet, many brick and mortar adult sex stores don’t like selling to people under 18. There is nothing to be worried about if you do own male sex toys and are under 18, you don’t need to be worried about how many years you will be sentenced to if caught with a certain amount of male sex toys. If you are under 18 and live with your parents, you will probably have your Fleshlights destroyed under parental law. It is imperative to find high quality hiding places for your Flesh Lites. On the other hand, it is no too bad losing a Flesh Lite as you get to choose a new one.
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Classic Pink Lady
The classic male sex toys are some of the first ever released by Steve Shubin. They are on sale 24/7 year round because Fleshlight has to pay the pocket vagina Girls a commission. Just because they are cheaper, does not mean that they are any less inferior to a pocket vagina like Crush or Utopia that comes out in 2016. These originals built the brand of Fleshlight into the pocket pussy cash cow for Steve Shubin and his pregnant wife many years ago. The classic Pink Lady male sex toy is considered by most pocket pussy experts to be the first successful refined pocket pussy produced by Steve Shubin. The Pink Lady male sex toy has no features in her canal. She is wide and loose, like a girl from Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
The Super Ribbed pocket vagina has super ribs throughout the entire length of the canal. It is true that this male sex toy could not have been given a more appropriate name. The ribs in this male sex toy feel amazing and are essentially 9 inches of relentless male sex pleasure. They simulate anal sex very well and you are recommended to use a lot of lube.
The Speed Bump male masturbator is like driving your Toyota Highlander down a BLM road in a very remote Utah desert, and hitting a massive series of bumps going 70 miles per hour. This male sex toy will throw you in for a very bumpy ride. You better buckle up, strap down, and prepare the oxygen tank because the Speed Bump male sex toy will check your speed. With this pocket vagina, you are forced to slow down and you are overtaken with pleasure from the army of sensational bumps. The Speed Bump pocket vagina contains the largest forest of bumps ever seen in a male sex toy. Having large forests of bumps is a popular design seen in many good Fleshlights such as the recently released Dillion Harper Crush Fleshlight.
In many pocket vagina reviews on Pocket Pussy World, we refer to some male masturbators being similar to a sexy tornado. No male sex toy could really be more like a sexy tornado than the Vortex male sex toy. The Vortex pocket vagina sweeps your dick round and round for 9 inches through its swirling canal that will leave you in a daze of pleasure. When Fleshlight puts the curving canal effect into their male masturbators, we always give them a significant improvement on their score. This is because the male sex toys with a curving canal are always more fun to fuck. For this reason alone, we highly recommend that you try the Vortex male sex toy.
The Wonder Wave male sex toy was one of the early best sellers with Fleshlight. The Wonder Wave pocket vagina is one of the best known male sex toys because of its accuracy in recreating anal or throat sex. This is a big favorite among both straight and gay men for this feature. Fleshjack is the official site that you should be looking at if you are of the latter. The Wonder Wave male sex toy is a winner and should be in every reasonable male sex toy collection. It is a perfect beginner’s male masturbator, just like the Stamina Training Unit pocket vagina. It is said to be one of Steve Shubin’s personal favorite pocket vaginas and we personally hold it in the highest regard here at Pocket Pussy World. The Wonder Wave male masturbator is a monumental pocket pussy that competes with only the best Fleshlights, such as Destroya.
The Super Tight Fleshlight is for those of us that love teen sex. There is nothing better than seeing a tight polish college girl get screwed on her knees for the camera. The Super Tight male sex toy also caters to those lovers of sex with very fit women. Everyone knows yoga goddesses like Mia Malkova and Riley Reid have extremely tight pussies. This pocket pussy like the Pink Lady Classic male sex toy is featureless but do not be discouraged by this fact. The Super Tight male masturbator lives up to its name and will make you cum every single time you use without fail. You know a male sex toy is good if it works every time and we have never heard of the Super Tight pocket vagina failing to get someone off. It is one of the most highly rated Fleshlights on multiple adult online shops and is trusted to many pocket vagina fans to get the job done every time.
Stamina Training Unit
The Stamina Training Unit is the ideal male sex toy for those that are banging many girls and want to become a sex god. If you are in the porn industry, you may want to get a Fleshlight STU because it will make you last hours in bed. If you practice correctly with your male sex toy Stamina Training Unit, you will eventually be able to last upwards of 6 hours in bed just like my buddy Josh from Vermont does with girls off Tinder. If you train with the male masturbator STU enough, you will have a significantly increased aurora when talking to women because you know that you can fuck them until the sun comes up. When a girl looks you in the eye knowing that you can fuck them for 6 hours, the conversation and whole interaction becomes much easier. This is how men take The Red Pill and start dating upwards of 4 women at a time. It helps to have the confidence to last in bed, even for 1 hour is a good accomplishment for most men. However long you wish to last in bed with beautiful women is up to you, but the bottom line is that the Fleshlight STU can help you get five times faster.
How can I get a Custom Fleshlight?
Fleshlight offers a “build your own male sex toy” section on their website under the main tab. You can customize almost everything about your pocket vagina to your own personal tastes. You can choose between a black, silver and blue case which is awesome because having multiple male sex toys of the same color case can be aggravating telling them apart. Next, you have the option to choose from all of Fleshlight’s pussy orifices besides the male sex toy Freaks collection. The orifices are regular vagina (lady), butt, mouth, and cheeks. While the cheeks orifice really does look like a little lady gnome’s ass, the option to choose your own orifice is great for those anal lovers. If you like blowjobs more than anything else then you can match any pocket vagina sleeve with the mouth orifice. Of course, you now have the option to edit the most important part of every male sex toy, the sleeve. Your options here are limited to the originals plus some of Fleshlight’s bestselling pocket pussies such as Destroya, Heavenly, Barracuda and others. Finally, you can add accessories to your package such as the male masturbator Launchpad, Phonestrap, Shower Mount, and Sleeve Warmer. Fleshlight sells dozens of diverse and unique pre-built male sex toy models but if you are such a horny son of a bitch that none satisfy you, then look into building your own.
Do Fleshlights Help with Porn Induced ED?
Porn induced erectile dysfunction is an affliction common among men who masturbate more than once a day. If you are not familiar with PIED, it is basically when you suffer from erectile dysfunction because of constant overstimulation of your penis watching porn. Every man loves porn, it is an opportunity to freely view big floppy tits and often more accessible stimulation than dating bitchy feminist women. Obviously here at Pocket Pussy World, we think that porn is okay for you but it is also true that some men become addicted and end up suffering from erectile dysfunction because of porn. The reason why porn is so addicting if you don’t have a woman in your life is because you have no other means of jacking off besides your imagination. Some men try to combat this factor by only using porn for part of their session but this is still not defeating the problem. The male sex toy can cure porn induced erectile dysfunction by allowing you to masturbate without the visual aid of porn videos or pictures. Because the pocket vagina is great at producing an incredible sexual experience all on its own, you no longer need porn to get off. Of course at first you will have a harder time blowing loads without some tight Asian whore bouncing up and down on a cock in front of your face, but if you suffer from PIED then a pocket vagina can help you. If you doubt the male masturbator’s ability to get you off without porn, then you should seriously consider getting a mount. Fleshlight sells a wide variety of fake pussy mounts, from shower mounts to ottoman type setups. The pocket pussy mounts sold by Fleshlight have the full endorsement of Pocket Pussy World because they genuinely increase the sexual experience one hundred fold. If you have ever failed to get it up for a girl you brought home because of PIED, consider using a male masturbator mount because not only will it cure your PIED, but will also make you a sex god. Another reason why men sometimes have trouble in bed is because they are nervous. With a good pocket pussy like the stamina training unit plus a mount, you will be able to get unlimited practice hours in and therefore you will have a higher level of sexual self-confidence.
Have a Girl use a Fleshlight on you
Fleshlights are the best pocket pussy but what makes them even better is getting your girlfriend or wife to use it on you. You might be thinking why use a male sex toy when you have a woman right there willing to perform sexual favors for you. The fact of the matter is that a woman using a fake pussy on you is one of the most gratifying sexual experiences of all time. She feels like she has to compete with a fake pussy, making her work even harder to get you off with hers. Of course you should alternate fucking both to make her feel better about herself but you will definitely see a change in her mood when you demand the pocket vagina. Women are very competitive creatures, and most girlfriends and wives will tear apart other girls competing for your attention. The best thing you can do to make her feel maximum jealousy is to make her use your male sex toy on you because she will eventually get very flustered at the fact that Steve Shubin’s creation can match her magic. There are thousands of videos online of men getting Fleshlights done to them by hot women, and it can actually be a sort of kinky sex for some. If your girlfriend or wife is lazy or tired after work, it’s not much to ask for a hand job. The only problem with a hand job is that they generally suck, unless you have a very hot girl. The best way to make hand jobs suck less (more) is her using a pocket pussy instead of her hand.
With so many different pocket pussy textures to choose from, you may be worried that you won’t like the one you pick. This is a common fear among many first time male sex toy users. The simple solution to this problem is to simply get a male sex toy combo pack which includes multiple pocket pussies for a discounted priced compared to buying them individually. Most of my friends who I’ve personally referred male sex toy to ended up buying more after their initial purchase, so this route may be the best for most men. However, if you are on a budget and end up getting just a single pocket pussy from Fleshlight, there is a chance that you may feel anxiety about the one you choose being best for you. Therefore you may be wondering what is the actual return policy for male masturbators? If you leave the product unopened and unused, Fleshlight can allow a return and refund. But if you use the male sex toy, then it becomes nonrefundable because how is Interactive Life Forms going to sell a used pocket pussy? If you make the purchase on Amazon (not recommended because Amazon doesn’t always carry current deals) then you may be able to squeeze past the pocket vagina’s normal return policy by taking advantage of Amazon features like the A to Z claim system. However, buying male sex toys from Amazon is doubly not recommended because unless you buy from the official pocket vagina seller, you don’t know what you’re getting. They have really good support for its customers and if you contact them over a defective sleeve or other problem, they will be quick to assist you and send replacements if necessary.
What is the Worst Fleshlight?
On Pocket Pussy World, we often praise the best pocket vaginas and hold them high in the air as a champion of 2017 pocket pussy technology. However, there are a few male sex toys that are too weird to handle or just not worth the money. Technically, the worst male sex toys are the homemade pocket pussies that cheap men come up with on a budget. Some of the special creations are downright dangerous and foolish. All official fake pussies released by Fleshlight are effective at getting you off, with or without porn as an aid. This alone should disqualify the question “What is the worst male sex toy?” but if we have to pick a loser, then it wouldn’t be hard. The Pink Lady pocket vagina is the first male sex toy ever created by Steve Shubin as a proof of concept, but unlike some fake pussy greats like MVP or Goddess, it simply has no features. This would make the Pink Lady male masturbator technically the worst but this judgement is not fair at all because it was the first pocket vagina. The Vortex is the runner up and technical loser of the whole product line. There is nothing particularly bad about this pocket pussy, it is just that the features are not impressive and generally underwhelming. When Fleshlight first released their classic sleeves, the Vortex was probably considered revolutionary, but in 2017 the Vortex male sex toy pales in comparison with most modern pocket pussies.
The Fleshlight Vibro is a specialized male sex toy sleeve that is unique because of the little vibrators that you can stick inside the sleeve. If you are apprehensive about getting a male sex toy because they don’t seem realistic then look into the Vibro sleeves to give your sessions an extra jolt. Besides the fact that you wouldn’t fuck a real vibrating pussy except in a moving vehicle, the Vibro adds another level of intensity to your average male sex toy sleeve. The Vibro sleeves come in both pussy and butt orifices and the insides are very similar to the popular stamina training unit. You can say that in this regard the pocket vagina Vibro is like an updated STU which is true because the vibrations do make it difficult to last longer in action. The actual vibration is done by “bullets” that are inserted into the sleeve near the orifice and require batteries. The Fleshlight Vibro setup is not that much more expensive than a regular male sex toy and the bullets cost under $10 for a replacement pack.
Dorcel Girls Review
The pocket vagina Dorcel girls lineup of pocket pussies offer four unique orifices paired with one unique texture. If you didn’t know, Marc Dorcel is a French Producer of adult movies and has won numerous awards for his erotic cinemas. He is also a member of the AVN hall of fame and apparently has many sexy mistresses to loan to Fleshlight for their Dorcel girls lineup. Currently the girls include Valentina Nappi, Lola Reve, Anna Polina, and Claire Castel. Each one of their respective male sex toys come with a custom pussy orifice modeled based on the pornstar’s actual pussy. It should also be noted that the Anna Polina pussy orifice is exceptionally tight. The texture inside each male sex toy is the same and is one of the craziest textures available from Fleshlight. The canal is repetitive but becomes progressively tighter the deeper you go. Marked dominantly by the conglomeration of three features, large bumps, diagonal cross ribs and wide gaps in a pattern that is as confusing as it is sensual. Each canal begins with a tight gap and then immediately throws you into a maze of large bumps and diagonal cross ribs. You must surface a wide gap to get to the next section, a section of just large bumps. This pattern continues until the end of the male sex toy canal becoming tighter and tighter along the way. The many wide gaps create an intense suction effect that will grip your dick with the force of a high powered vacuum.
The Fleshlight Ice is unique because it is the only transparent full sized pocket pussy currently available. If you usually have a hard time mentally distinguishing the different features inside a male sex toy canal, you won’t with Ice because you can see everything. The Ice male sex toy is totally transparent, including the case, which means that you can focus on each feature inside the canal without having to guess where you are. Also if you are using male sex toys for couple’s play, the pocket vagina Ice allows your partner to watch the action in stunning detail. The Fleshlight Ice canal is simple yet very effective at getting you off. It starts with a section of bumps and cross ribs that alternately widens and tightens in turn. Then you must force your way through a circular chamber full of large bumps before reaching a very tight gap. This gap is as tight as any that they put into their products and can be relied on to forcibly squeeze the cum from you every time. Then as the canal tightens, you are bombarded by sensational cross ribs until the end. The male masturbator Ice comes in every orifice besides cheeks, from lady to butt and pure. The Fleshlight Ice is not compatible with the male sex toy shower mount which is somewhat disappointing as this is the perfect shower toy. When using the pocket vagina Ice, you can see the lube shoot through the canal with every thrust adding an extra visual component to your session.
Become a Shower Sex God with the Shower Mount
The Fleshlight shower mount is one of the most popular pocket pussy mounts available but unfortunately, it is overlooked by many as an unnecessary accessory. The Fleshlite shower mount is anything but just another upgrade, it is life changing. The shower mount offers a hands free way to pound your pocket pussy every time you take a shower, making each shower instantly one hundred times better. Most of us take showers in the morning or generally just to relax. The morning is the best time to fuck your fake pussy because you are naturally hard and relaxed after sleep. Imagine starting every day with a good shower fuck that your girlfriend or wife is too lazy for, the effects on your mind will be amazing. For others, a shower is just a shower, but with the male sex toy shower mount it becomes a watery world of pleasure. Also, shower sex with a real girl isn’t really that easy or fun unless you have a no slip mat or lots of experience. Now you can take your relationship with your girlfriend or wife to the next level by becoming a shower sex god. The shower mount is the Stamina Training Unit of shower sex but beware of your increased water bill from showering all the time.
Fleshlite Renewing Powder Guide
If you own a Fleshlight, then you probably know how easy they are to clean. Aside from having to set the pocket pussy and case out to dry where anyone can see it, the male masturbator cleans easily under running water. However, if you are a long term user of your pocket pussy then you are likely already aware of the natural wear and tear that comes with many intense sessions. For the sake of saving your male sex toy from destruction, you can read the Fleshlight renewing powder review. This renewing powder is a specialized for male sex toy sleeves based on their materials and will quickly make your fake pussy feeling amazing again. We aren’t sure exactly why the renewing powder works so well at making old pocket pussies feel brand new again but it does. The next question you might be asking yourself is how often you have to use the powder for adequate effect. The answer depends on how heavily you use your fake vagina and how much lube you use too. The more lube used, the less damage done to your fake pussy and of course there will be more damage if you are a daily user compared to a bi weekly user. At Pocket Pussy World, we officially suggest that you use the renewing powder at least once every month. Fleshlight claims that you should use the powder after every use in one of their instructional videos but this really isn’t necessary. The renewing powder will make your fake pussy a squeaky clean and awesome feeling fake pussy just like when you first got it.
When is the best time of year to buy a male sex toy? Fleshlight has sales of up to 30% on their products many times per year. The sales in November and December are always just about about the maximum free stuff they can give away before they don’t make a profit. They are generous with their sales and if you missed the holiday shopping season, they you can look forward to the Valentines day sales which can last two weeks. Obviously Fleshlight is at the center of Valentines day shopping for couples and temporarily lonely men. The pocket pussy makes a very nice Valentines day gift as you can have the girl use it on you to get you off. It is always a treat when a girl can subsequently get you to cum by sucking, fucking and using a fake pussy like the Quickshot. For all major holidays including Halloween, they often release new pocket pussies and offers massive deals. During Halloween 2016, Fleshlight released an astonishing four new products and then sold them as combo packs for good prices. They released an update to the male sex toy Freaks line of products which already included many famous pocket pussies such as the reaper, predator, and zombie mouth. The zombie mouth fake pussy is their response to the popular customer demand for a realistic zombie blowjob and based off the Walking Dead TV show. Male masturbators offers many more sales throughout the year besides the ones already mentioned. The best way to stay on top of them is to subscribe to their email list and you will regularly be sent special deals.
Is there a Warranty?
Unfortunately Fleshlight does not sell their products with any extended warranty besides a 30 day refund or exchange guarantee for any defective or unused fake pussy. Beyond 30 days you can expect no sympathy if you pound your male sex toy so hard it shatters. But a question we get asked often is if your pocket pussy will break if you are too rough with it? The answer is no, it is very hard to break a fake pussy made by Fleshlight. The plastic casing that holds the pocket pussy in place is well above toy grade plastic and feels like the type of plastic that would be found in sporting equipment. Fleshlight has their pocket pussies built to be fucked competitively. The plastic casing is substantial, solid and heavy, not light, fragile and ready to snap. There are two parts to the plastic casing, the end cap and front cap. The front cap covers the mouth of the fake pussy and the end cap covers the back. Both are made from the same type of plastic as the larger plastic casing and screw off. Even though these pieces are small, they are sturdy and resistant to breaking if dropped.
Fleshlube Water Review
The best lubricant that you can get for your fake pussy is Fleshlube because it is also made by Fleshlight. Interactive Life Forms, the company that owns this fake vagina company, knows exactly what materials go into their product and have hired scientists to determine the best quality of lubricant to go with their patented fake pussy texture. Enjoy Fleshlight’s premium water based lube that provides silky smooth feel of your pocket pussy texture. Fleshlube comes in two sizes, 4oz and 8oz plastic bottles and is easy to keep clean, dermatological formula, gentle for sensitive texture, hypoallergenic, no paraben and made in the states. I can honestly say from experience that the Fleshlube water is one of the most basic lubes that you can get from Fleshlight with your order. There are more advanced lubricants that we will get into later like fire and ice Fleshlubes. For the Fleshlube Water, we rate it a 10/10 lubricant for pocket pussy and will do better with your fake pussy that mostly any other lubricant available. The important thing to know before you buy any pocket vagina lube from anyone is if it is water based lube or not. This is very important because water based lube is the only type of lube that the fake pussy can handle. Anything else will break down your male sex toy sleeve. That’s why the Fleshlube Water is great as a lube guarenteed and tested to work well with your pocket vagina where with other pocket pussy lubes you take chances.
Fleshlube Fire Review
The Fleshlube Fire pocket pussy lube made by Fleshlight is the best lubricant you can buy. The thing that makes the Fleshlube Fire the best is that it warms on contact. If you can’t afford a pocket vagina sleeve warmer or simply don’t care to run hot water through your pocket pussy then get the Fleshlube Fire. The Fleshlube Fire is essentially Fleshlube Water plus another ingrediant which causes the warming up effect. We can not say enough about how good the Fleshlube Fire is in combination with a pocket pussy shower mount and sleeve warmer. Some may say this gets the fake pussy too hot but actually it maintains a good realistic temperature similar to some steaming pussy straight out of a hot shower.
Fleshlube Ice Review
If our review of Fleshlube Fire made you feel overheated then you may want to consider Fleshlube Ice. Fleshlube Ice is Fleshlube Water with the opposite effects of Fire. All 3 kinds of pocket pussy lubes have the same basic Fleshlube Water with or without an extra ingrediant. With Fleshlube Ice, the lubricant cools on contact making those steamy hot shower sessions about twenty degrees cooler. Fleshlube Ice works as a coolant so you don’t have to worry about things getting too hot. All Fleshlubes no matter what style will be better than any not made by Fleshlight. The real best Fleshlube decision you can make is to get all of the Fleshlubes in a combo pack. That way you can go through each one by one with your pocket pussy to decide which you prefer. Some days you will feel like using Fire and burn your dick and other days you will use Ice and put yourself in a deep freeze. Then when you’ve had enough fun with cold and hot, you can just go back using Water, which is regular lube. For these reasons we recommend the Fleshlube combo pack with all 3 kinds, fire, Ice and Water.
Fleshwash is sold by Fleshlight as part of their lineup to repair and restore old pocket pussies to brand new condition. Fleshwash is a spray bottle with a special liquid inside which if sprayed into a pocket pussy after hot water run through, it will help the material of the fake pussy regenerate and feel like new again. Using the Fleshwash is the equivalent of going from fucking a 60 year old milf for 34 years to fucking a tight little 26 years old slut again. The results from Fleshwash are dramatic and it should ideally be used with the pocket pussy renewing powder for even greater restoration. However it should be noted that if you start to develop mold on your fake pussy from not letting it air out enough after use, that the Fleshwash and renewing powder may not help you. It is a very important step for the longevity of the pocket pussy to air out the sleeve after running it through with hot water. Performing this step will aid in keeping the costs of buying the monthly or quarterly Fleshwash and renewing powder at a minimum.
Build your own Pocket Pussy Orgy
Under the Fleshlight main menu, you can find under fake vagina Girls tab the build your own orgy section. On this page, you can mix and match any Fleshlight girl you want into a combo package at highly reduced prices. This is a great opportunity to always get low prices on pocket pussies even when there isn’t a deal going on. There are dozens of fake vagina girls to choose from and if the girl has more than pocket pussy, you can them both and more for a very large discount.