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Why the Destroya Fleshlite is Better than Actual Sex
We have tried dozens of pocket pussies. What is the best pocket pussy? You could say that it comes down to personal preference, But isn’t there one Fleshlite that can unanimously be called the best? One Fleshlite that will suck like fuck? Meet the Destroya Fleshlight.
… The Destroya pocket pussy will destroy your cock. In this Fleshlite review, we will explain WHY you will break up with a 9+/10 girlfriend for one chance with this Fleshlight.
The canal structure is high in variety, small bumps, large elongated bumps, tight gaps, incline elongated bumps, large bumps, cross ribbed sections, narrowing canal structure. If you can’t decide between one fake vagina or another, then get Destroya, because it has nearly every feature that Fleshlite puts into their products. You are getting, what is in a sense, every fake vagina combined and condensed into one package. This reason alone makes Destroya a strong candidate for the best fake vagina.
Some Pocket Pussies are Good, but Destroya is the Best
In terms of intensity, the Destroya pocket pussy is more dangerous than anything. If you could last 10-15 minutes, you will only be able to last 2-5 minutes against this pocket pussy. Until you’ve built up some stamina, expect your sessions to be short and very sweet as the Destroya Fleshlite will make you explode every time. This is an extremely tight pocket pussy. It doesn’t matter if you are Mr. Pencildick, or Ron Jeremy, destroya’s canal is snug so that each canal structure has a strong influence on your sensations.
Plenty of tight gaps within the canal, near the front, in the middle and before the narrowing canal at the end. These tight gaps are fun in that they are all different. The first canal section offers small bumps, as if the Fleshlite is holding back, hiding the punch. As you pass the second tight gap, there is smooth, much needed relief from the elongated bumps before and after. The last tight gap is near the end of canal, just before the narrowing canal structure with cross ribs.
This tight gap is the Destroya Fleshlite’s most intense due to the large bumps placed within. Just when you think you’ve made it through this pocket pussy, you find that you must to overcome this hurdle! The common questions we get besides “What is the best Fleshlite” are “Where to buy a Fleshlight?” (You can buy one from Fleshlight.com) and “How to Make Homemade pocket pussy?“
Male Sex Toy Science
The main source of pleasure that the best Fleshlite has to offer is in its elongated bumps sections. These elongated bumps are warm, friendly and silky smooth, designed by male masturbation scientists to get you off as effectively as possible! Elongated bumps form the foundation of Destroya Fleshlite’s pleasure, and you find two sections of them separated by the second tight and smooth gap. The first set of elongated bumps point inwards. This section is near the entrance of the canal so you will be challenged right off the bat. These elongated bumps are a precursor to the real thrill of the Destroya Fleshlight, which is the second set of elongated bumps.
The best fake vagina wouldn’t be the best without variety. Why settle for one section of elongated bumps when you can have two, and make one inward facing and the other outward facing. You can get used to the sensation arising from the inward bumps but nothing can prepare you for the outward bumps.
Would you Have Sex with an Alien Pussy?
My recommendation here is to tread at your own risk because this texture does not forgive if you lose control. The outwards bumps create strong, sensual resistance which forces you to push harder and harder until you finally break through into the narrowing cross ribbed section. These outward bumps are Destroya’s most outstanding features, combined with tight gaps before and after, ensure one of the best masturbation experiences known to man.
The Pocket Pussy to End All Pocket Pussies
But the reason why the Destroya pocket pussy is the best fake vagina is because all of these unique features come together in an absurdly stimulating way, makes the experience less of a masturbation than of a simulation of actual sex!
Coupled with a male masturbator sleeve warmer and Fleshlite mount (we will discuss both of these below), the Destroya Fleshlite will satisfy you more than that your ex-gf ever could. Make the Destroya Fleshlite your first pocket pussy.
Destroya Fleshlight Review Conclusion
What is the best pocket pussy? Destroya! Combining many of the best Fleshlight features into one canal, and the result is an experience that rivals actual sex. The bottom line is that if you had to purchase one pocket pussy, make it the Destroya. For our Destroya Fleshlite Review, we award this male masturbator an overall score of 10/10.
We Highly Recommend the Stamina Training Unit
The Fleshlight, and especially the Destroya Fleshlight, is a breakthrough in male masturbation technology. Finally, a portable, discreet vagina in a plastic tube that earnestly looks like a flashlight. You don’t have to awkwardly go into a sex shop, online is the place to buy a fake vagina. Who would disagree that such an invention is worth hundreds of millions of dollars?
A fake vagina doesn’t nag you, tell you to take out the trash or get moody for no reason. male sex toys serve one purpose, to simulate a vagina, and they do better than all other pocket pussies on the market today. There are many different kinds of pocket pussies so you can find the pocket pussy that fits your needs completely. Some pocket pussies have little bumps, some big bumps, others cross ribbed sections and others nothing but a tight gap. The best fake vagina described above combines all of these features into one incredible feat of masturbation engineering.
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Picking out your first pocket pussy can be confusing, especially if you’ve never had one before. I remember my first time shopping for pocket pussy, I was like a kid lost in a supermarket. Here at PocketPussyWorld.com we have reviewed many pocket pussies so that you don’t spend your money on a fake vagina you don’t like. You can even get a free Fleshlite with their buy two get one free deal.
If you are interested in the history of the best male masturbator, be sure to check out our page on the Fleshlight story. Steve Shubin is the founder of Fleshlite and he tells his story.
Pocket Pussy Review Format
We have three sections to every fake vagina review to help you answer the question: Should I get this particular fake vagina? First, we describe the unique features of the pocket pussy in question. We perform an overall study of the pocket pussy canal and general structure. Next, we describe (as PG-13 as possible) what you expect your experience to be from the particular fake vagina.
Not all pocket pussies are created equal. You can downright expect that the Destroya Fleshlite with destroy the Riley Reid Utopia pocket pussy ever time. But that doesn’t mean it is a bad male sex toy. Read the Riley Reid Utopia Fleshlight review Finally, we give you an overall score in our conclusion section. We have reviewed many pocket pussies so we know what we’re talking about. If you are new to fake vaginas, we can teach you how to use a fake vagina. Saving you time and money, we are your favorite male sex toy review source on the internet! Do you agree with our choice of best Fleshlite?
Fuck your favorite porn star! All Fleshlite orifices, besides the originals, are modeled according to real vaginas!
Before Fleshlight can release a new Fleshlight, they have to find a porn star (or female model) that they can cast a mold of her pussy lips. They don’t cast a mold of the inside of her pussy, just the pussy lips. The leave the designing of the inside of the Fleshlite to the male masturbation scientists.
Who is the Hottest Fleshlight Girl?
If you didn’t know, all Fleshlights besides the originals have their pussy lips modeled off of real porn stars. We will go through each Fleshlight girl listing the pros and cons of her physique. If you disagree, check out our Contact Us page and voice your opinion.
Anikka Albrite’s Fleshlights
Anikka Albrite’s ass is to die for. Check out the Goddess fleshlight review and Siren Fleshlight review if you are interested in pumping Anikka Albrite’s ass, pocket pussy style. Anikka’s Fleshlights are powerful and should be used only with extreme caution. The extreme curves of the goddess fleshlight reflect anikka’s real extreme curves and are guarenteed to make you explode evrytime. Anikka’s butthole orifice fleshlight, siren, should be reclassified to schedule 1. It doesn’t matter whether you are new or old to fleshlights or pocket pussies, either of Anikka Albrite’s Fleshlights will destroy you. The picture above of Anikka is one of the hottest pictures you can find on the web. Anikka is just standing there, showing her huge, perfect ass to the cameras because that’s the kind of dirty whore Anikka Albrite is. Get her pocket pussies if you want a wild ride.
Goddess Fleshlight Review
This Fleshlite is intense! It’s dynamic bump structures, super tight gaps, deep slits and narrowing canal structure make it a strong runner up to the best Fleshlite. The bumps in this Fleshlight will drive you wild. The entire canal is very overwhelming from the start and its strong pressure does not even let up for the any portion of the length of the journey all the way to the end tight gap section. Click HERE, the image, or sidebar link to hear the full Goddess Fleshlight review.
This fake vagina is irresistible and fierce. It is high in canal structure diversity (a huge positive for any pocket pussy) and guarantees an exciting ride. It offers the butt hole orifice to daring tight gap adventurers and plenty of small bumps and cross ribs along its long way to the narrowing canal finale. Click HERE, the image, or sidebar link to hear the full Siren Fleshlight review.
Riley Reid reminds me of this total slut who lived a floor above me when I was in college. For this reason, and her perfect ass, I would say she is one of the hotter Fleshlight girls. You can read the Riley Reid Utopia Fleshlight review and Euphoria Fleshlight review. I never was able to fuck that college slut, but atleast now I can make up for it with the Riley Reid Fleshlights. Nothing is hotter than fucking a girl like Riley Reid, with her cute ass and small stature. If I saw Riley Reid in a red light district in Amsterdam, I would pay her $100 to do bad things to me. Riley Reid is an absolute goddess in her own right, one of the best pornstars ever. I can’t wait for Riley Reid to become a milf. The only real milf working with Fleshlight right now is Lisa Ann.
Utopia Fleshlite Review
The Utopia pocket pussy is the first new male sex toys of 2016 and it i futuristic in every way. If you have a alien fetish, then get this pocket pussy because I felt like I was fucking something out of this world. With pyramids creating pressure points to tiny bump and cross rib combinations, this fake vagina can not disappoint you. Not to mention the improved long stemmed bumps which literally redefine what euphoria means. This fake vagina is a strong contender for best male masturbator and I can not stop stabbing it with my dick no matter how hard I try. Click HERE, the image, or sidebar link to hear the full Utopia Fleshlight review.
This pocket pussy is one of the best butt hole orifice Fleshlites. The Euphoria pocket pussy is unique because it has grid lines and small pyramids running the length of the canal. Pyramids can be found in the Utopia Fleshlight too, but they are much larger than those in the this canal. The Euphoria Fleshlite comes with the butt orifice so be prepared for a squeeze to get yourself inside this pleasure zone. This was one of the first new Fleshlites released in 2016 and you can not go wrong with it as it is one of the best pocket pussies I’ve ever used. Click HERE, the image, or sidebar link to hear the full Euphoria Fleshlight review.
That’s right, Fleshlight made an alien pussy, you can read our review to find out why this intergalactic whore is one of the hottest Fleshlight. The bumps in her blue pussy are out of this world. I had a girlfriend in college who’s pussy was out of this world, and this Fleshlight reminds me of her. I never thought that James Cameron’s Avatar was ever that great of a movie but I really enjoyed Fleshlight’s idea to make a blue pocket pussy. Neytiri (what a stupid name) from the movie is a very tall alien girl which honestly sorta wouldn’t work for me. I like the small girls like Riley Reid, that you can throw around they are so tiny. Intergalactic pussy may be your thing if you liked the movie Avatar.
Alien Pussy Fleshlight Review
Raise your hand right now if you’ve ever wanted to fuck an alien. Keep your hand raised if this primal urge to release your milky way down a intergalactic female’s throat is inspired by 2009 Avatar. After seeing that film, I discovered the Alien Fleshlite. The Alien Fleshlight is unique because of its vertical grooves which will massage your dick into submission. Coupled with a tight gap of high difficulty, and a relentless army of small bumps, the Alien pocket pussy is the star of the Fleshlight line of male masturbatory products. Read our review to see why we gave the Alien pocket pussy a score of 10/10. Click HERE, the image, or sidebar link to hear the full Alien pussy Fleshlite Review.
Kayden Kross’s Bookworm Fleshlite is just as sexy as the real Kayden Kross. I have never been able to figure out whether Kayden Kross was hispanic or not. She has a nice blonde hair style but I am totally confused about her actual nationality. Regardless of where this little fuck bunny is from, she is one of the sexiest girls Fleshlight has ever worked with to produce a canal. The Bookworm Fleshlight is like reading a book about fucking your favorite pornstar, and then actually fucking the pornstar. Kayden Kross has never let me down before, and her Fleshlight is top quality pocket pussy.
Bookworm Fleshlite Review
The Bookworm Fleshlite Review explains zig-zagging canal which, in tandem with large circular bumps and wide cross ribbed sections, will keep you happy for a long time. Ask the local librarian for this pocket pussy. All aspects of this fake vagina come together to produce a premium masturbation experience. Not the best male masturbator, but a close second, the Bookworm pocket pussy is a top pick for any reasonable Fleshlite collection. Click HERE, the image, or sidebar link to hear the full Bookworm Fleshlight review.
If you like tattoos and big tits, check out Christy Mack’s Fleshlight review. Big tits and tattoos are synonymous with Christy Mack. Look at the stupid hair cut she has in the picture. As stupid as her haircut may be, Christy Mack is a filhty whore who needs to be on my cock asap (ass soon ass possible). Tattoos are hot, no one can deny that. Yoko Ono would look much hotter if she had a few tattoos. Just look at the above picture to see what I mean, Christy Mack’s tits are literally bursting out of her bra.
Booty Fleshlight Review
The Booty Fleshlite Review concludes that this model is good for stamina training, because it is not overstimulating, but still packs a super sucking punch so be careful. Give me this booty! A good choice if this your first fake vagina if you are up for the challenge. If you like finding hidden treasure, then this might be the best fake vagina for you, because you will find plenty of treasure in the Booty Fleshlight if you dig deep enough. The tight gaps and orifice make this pocket pussy worth the money, but be warned that it lacks variety and intensity. Click HERE, the image, or sidebar link to hear the full Booty Fleshlight review.
Teagan Presley’s Bulletproof Fleshlight is one hundred percent as firm, fit and ready as Teagan Presley’s hot body. Teagan Presley has always had, in my opinion, a super hot body and she will continue to be an incredible milf. Unfortunately, she does not remind me of any girl from college. She reminds me of this one milf I know though. The Bulletproof Fleshlight is not actually bullet proof so please do not try shooting it with a Glock or AK47. Fleshlight should really make this point more clear to buyers, the first Bulletproof Fleshlight I owned I shot 43 times with my Glock and tried to get a refund from Fleshlight.
Bulletproof Fleshlite Review
If your dick is a bullet, do not get this pocket pussy. The Bulletproof Fleshlite Review describes a very, very tight canal. If you were asking yourself “Should I get a fake vagina?” just now, get Bulletproof. Paired with a butt orifice, you might have some trouble getting in at first, and lube is a must! If you like being bulletproof, this might be the best fake vagina for you. This fake vagina offers tightness and more variety than the other tighter pocket pussies offer (Super Tight male masturbator for example). Click HERE, the image, or sidebar link to hear the full Bulletproof Fleshlight review.
Nina Hartley might be old, but she can still fuck, that much is for sure. Nina is the kind of girl you want so much it makes you sorry, still you don’t regret a single day. When I think of all the times I tried to stop watching Nina Hartley bounce up and down on cocks, all I can remember is boredom. Nina Hartley’s pocket pussies are some of best Fleshlites you could hope to find. The Cougar Fleshlight is so intense that you’ll try to return it, just kidding, you can’t go wrong with a Nina Hartley Fleshlight.
Cougar Fleshlite Review
The Cougar Fleshlite Review explains a hybrid of cross ribbed and large bumped Fleshlights. If you like older women, this might be the best Fleshlite for you, works great for your first fake vagina. Go to your local zoo and ask to see the cougar male masturbator. It’s monotonous nature will numb you into intense sensation. The mixture of a string of bumps with dangerously sensual cross ribbed sections will have you admiring the animal kingdom like never before. Click HERE, the image, or sidebar link to hear the full Cougar Fleshlight review.
Read our Suzie Carina Primal Fleshlight Review to find out why we loved her Fleshlight. Suzie reminds me of this girl from my college who really wanted it, but I never gave it to her. Suzie is definately a little cutie with a tight ass and perky tits. Fleshlight should sell life size Suzie Carina’s in major department stores like Walmart or Target. The retail price would be about $600 but I would still buy one.
Primal Fleshlight Review
The Primal Fleshlite Review shows how wild this pocket pussy is. Trying to contain yourself, will lead to primal rage. This male sex toy is straight out of Africa, be careful! This fake vagina is close to the likes of Destroya by intensity, packing a punch after the dynamic shift from boring to intense in one tight gap. The Primal Fleshlite will have you screaming for mother Africa all day long. Be careful, because you are about to enter a jungle of pleasure. Click HERE, the image, or sidebar link to hear the full Primal Fleshlight review.
Nicole Aniston is one of the sexiest girls in the Fleshlight lineup. She is a celebrity in her own right and this is mainly because he is extremely sexy looking. Her pocket pussy developed with Fleshlight resembles the real pussy of Nicole. This is one of the most awaited Fleshlight girls of 2016.
Fit Fleshlight review
The Nicole Aniston pocket pussy is nothing less than a realistic replication of Nicole Aniston’s vagina. If you have ever seen Nicole Aniston in a video or in person, and thought “Damn, what do I have to do to get in that pussy?” The answer is give Fleshlight $80 and they will give you Nicole Aniston’s pussy. The canal within the Fit Fleshlight is very intense and can be used for stamina training purposes. If you can last long against the Fit Fleshlight, then your dick is made of titanium and you should see a doctor. Click HERE, the image, or sidebar link to hear the full Fit Fleshlight review.
Romi Rains pleasure upon your cock with her Storm Fleshlight. Say what you want about about other Fleshlights, the Storm pocket pussy is one of the best male sex toys ever invented. Romi Rain herself is a high goddess of sex and this Fleshlight is a very bumpy ride, just like Romi Rain’s huge tits.
Storm Fleshlight Review
Romi Rain never leaves mean dissapointed. With huge tits, that she lathers up in the shower everyday, she can flop them out at any point. If Romi Rain flopped out her giant tits in front of you, what would you do? Well it doesn’t matter because you will never get a chance to fuck Romi Rain, sorry brother. The best next thing you can get is Romi Rain’s Storm Fleshlight. The orifice is really modeled off of Romi Rain’s vagina so you can feel like you actually have her. The Storm Fleshlight leaves nothing out, if you get Romi Rain’s pocket pussy, your stamina will increase because this is a powerful Fleshlight with huge suction power. Click HERE, the image, or sidebar link to hear the full Romi Rain Storm Fleshlight review.
Zombie Mouth Fleshlight
Don’t let the teeth on this pocket pussy scare you, this is an excellent Fleshlight for those walking dead fans. If you think Andrea is hot, then get this zombie mouth Fleshlight and enjoy watching her running from zombies. She’ll be sweating, you’ll be sweating. You can imagine you are zombie trying to get in that tight pussy. The zombie mouth Fleshlight is meant to be scary. It looks as if you would stick your dick in this mouth, you would never see it again. We can assure you that the opposite is true, you will never want to leave. But if you think about it, a zombie biting your dick off would really ruin your day. Even if it was a sexy zombie with big zombie tits like Romi Rain. Click HERE, the image, or sidebar link to hear the full Zombie Mouth Fleshlight review.
The predator pocket pussy gives you the unique chance to fuck a sexy female predator. The female predators aren’t as big and scary as the males, the female predators are actually supplicating, but watch out for the claws! This pussy’s orifice is not as dangerous as it looks, what lays beyond this bizarre opening is the real danger. The predator Fleshlight offers you a wild ride, unlike most pocket pussies, the canal twists and turns. Also filled with bumps of all shapes and sizes, the predator Fleshlight is as much of a predator for you semen as Destroya or Riley Reid Utopia. Click HERE, the image, or sidebar link to hear the full Predator Fleshlight review.
If you thought the predator Fleshlight was wild, take a look at the reaper pocket pussy. This Fleshlight is the work of some devious pocket pussy designer who refuses to follow all the rules. They told him to make it pink so that normal men would want to fuck it, he said no, and made the reaper Fleshlight green. They then told him that they already had alien designs, and that he should make a second Fleshlight for Romi Rain, he refused and made an alien pussy so wild that he was fired. Here is your chance to screw a green alien pussy, it doesn’t get much better than that. Click HERE, the image, or sidebar link to hear the full Reaper Fleshlight review.
Fleshlight Quickshot Review
If you are a man traveling the world for business or for recreational purposes, this is the pocket pussy for you. The Fleshlight Quickshot is a portable, half sized, open ended pocket pussy. This fake vagina will get you off just as well as a full sized fake vagina but you don’t have to worry about clean up. Just rinse with water and dry for a little while and the Fleshlite Quickshot is good to store or pack. The Fleshlight Quickshot is great for traveling too, to help you save on packing space and baggage weight fees. The Fleshlite Quickshot can fit in a large pocket and can be taken almost anywhere, allowing for those riskier sessions. Click HERE, the image, or sidebar link to hear the full Fleshlight Quickshot review.
What makes one pocket pussy better than another and what makes the best male masturbator the best? Each fake vagina is unique because of its unique internal structure and lips (where your little buddy goes). Most pocket pussies are pink but there are a few other colors such as brown, blue (alien), and transparent. To us, it doesn’t matter what color our fake vagina is, just how the internal structures vary from one Fleshlite to the next.
The things that we look for and rate highly while writing our pocket pussy reviews are variety, intensity and tightness. Some male sex toys are better than others, for example, the Destroya Fleshlite is our favorite fake vagina out of them all! Others are not so highly recommended, such as the Pink Lady Original Fleshlite or the Texas Tornado Fleshlight. This is so because, these two Fleshlites lack variety, intensity and tightness.
How to Use a Fleshlight
The pocket pussy is incredibly intuitive and easy to use. If a Fleshlite is your first male sex toy, “How to use a Fleshlight?” is a question you might be asking yourself. In short, Fleshlites are very easy to use. Get hard, lube up and go to town. This three step process generally works for any kind of pocket pussy, but getting a Fleshlite will give you a few more options such as special Fleshlube, heaters and mounts.
You probably want a more detailed breakdown of how to use a male sex toy, and we will provide one right now. We could probably link a video of a person you don’t (or do?) know using a male masturbator, but that would be gross! Your first pocket pussy experience should be with yourself, not an online video (although if that is what you are looking for, try Google). Instead, we will break it down through visual descriptions… you’re glad I didn’t insert a video, aren’t you?
Step One: Warm Up your Fleshlight
No, this does not mean forcing yourself into your dry, non-lubed Fleshlight. You are going to prepare the fake vagina to better simulate a real vagina by heating up the canal. If you were to fuck a cold male sex toy, you would probably feel like a necrophiliac.
Warm Pocket Pussies are Better than Cold Pocket Pussies
No insult to necrophiliacs by the way, I am sure they have their reasons, however morally unsound. You know where to buy a fake vagina, but do you know where to buy other fake vagina accessories? If you guessed Fleshlight.com, you are correct! You can buy all fake vagina accessories at the same place! Not to mention that you should buy them all directly from the manufacturer and not some shady Amazon seller. This is where you need (highly recommended, but not totally necessary) the male masturbator sleeve warmer. The pocket pussy will be nice and warm every time when you use the sleeve warmer.
Nobody wants to fuck a cold pocket pussy
This pocket pussy sleeve warmer is optimal because it will heat up the pocket pussy in less than 5 minutes. You may think that it is a little too hot at first, and that’s what we thought too. The simple solution is to just wait a minute or two for the fake vagina to cool down and you will be good to go. You are not going to burn your dick if you dive right in after warming it up for 5 minutes, it is just not the optimal temperature to begin with in our opinion. What is the best Fleshlite, without the best heating method, straight from the manufacturer? Get the pocket pussy sleeve warmer for best results.
Step Two: Get an Erection
Get an erection is the first step. If you have difficulty getting an erection or maintaining an erection, we strongly recommend that you do 30 minutes to 1 hour of cardio daily (to start…) so that your body will be better at pumping blood throughout your arteries/veins. There are so many huge businesses founded on selling erections, Viagra is probably the most well known. However, they are all basically huge scams because all you need to get an erection is blood flowing to your dick. How do you get blood to flow to your dick? Have good circulation, and the easiest way to have good circulation is to do cardio. Why take chemicals and drugs to get a boner when you can do it naturally, all on your own? Drugs like Viagra cause health problems that are completely unnecessary. If you need Viagra, you can take it.
In addition to cardio, you could take a natural supplement called Ginkgo Biloba which increases circulation, helping with erectile dysfunction and generally improving your health. I take it even though I don’t have any problems getting erections because of the multitude of health benefits of good circulation. It will be difficult to use a pocket pussy without maintaining an erection as you will not be able to penetrate the canal, especially if you get one of the more tight textures. Even the best pocket pussy can’t accommodate a limp noodle. Limp noodles and pocket pussies don’t match well.
Step Three: Lube your Pocket Pussy
How to use a pocket pussy with lube? A pocket pussy without Fleshlube is a sad pocket pussy. Lube is extremely important when using the Fleshlight. We recommend using Fleshlight’s own lube brand, (they made the male masturbator, don’t you think they would also make the best lube for their product?) not only because it is compatible with the Fleshlite, (you can only use water-based lubricants with Fleshlights, NEVER oil or silicone-based lubricants) but because it simulates a silky, smooth texture that you simply can not find with other lubes. In a one on one case study personally done, we found that Fleshlube was simply the superior lube, especially when used in Fleshlites and other pocket pussies.
Always Deals on the Website
In addition, there are always deals on the Fleshlite site where the more you buy, the more you can get for free. Fleshlube is a great product and really blows most other male sex toy oriented lube out of the water. What is the best male masturbator, without the best lube? Good lube is the key to any successful pocket pussy relationship. Yes, I said relationship, watch how easy it is to get attached to your pocket pussy.
Step Four: Pick a Mount
How to use a pocket pussy with a mount? Your fake vagina is heated, lubed up and you are hard as a rock. The beauty of the male sex toy (unless you get an ultra intense fake vagina like Utopia) is the practicality to use it for stamina training. Fleshlite actually has a pocket pussy designed for stamina training called the Stamina Training Unit (STU), but in our opinion, any Fleshlite, even the Destroya Fleshlight, can be used to train stamina. Beware of pocket pussy dangers such as falling off the mount and embarrassing yourself. This is one of the most common fake vagina dangers. Male masturbator mounts are actually safer than improvised mounts. These mounts are specially designed for Fleshlites.
Simulate Sex Better with Fleshlight Mounts
You could hypothetically use the male sex toy in your hand as you are sitting in a chair but honestly, how realistic is that? Using a mount with pocket pussies feel amazing and adds another degree of realism to the experience. You are simply upgrading your masturbation, which is what using pocket pussies are all about. Fleshlite is about upgrading your sexual experience, which is why we strongly recommend picking up a specially designed (by Fleshlight) Fleshlight mount.
Fleshlight Mounts take Male Sex Toys to the Next Level
There are currently three Fleshlite mounts to pick from. A common question we get asked is if fake vagina mounts are worth the money. Using a mount with the a decent pocket pussy feels amazing! In our opinion, yes, especially if you are chasing the best male sex toy experience possible. If you really want to achieve the most realistic masturbation experience possible, getting a mount is required. With the pocket pussy mounts, you can take stamina training to whole next level.
Pocket Pussy Mounts Make a Big Difference
Imagine thrusting into a warm, silky smooth, wet hole ass naked in the middle of your dining room (or bedroom…) instead of quietly stroking yourself in your computer chair. The difference of experience is so monumental, that we can simply not recommend one of these enough. If you are “inexperienced,” the pocket pussy mounts go a long way to give you more experience, because they provide a much more realistic experience than sitting and stroking. It is common for guys to get a pocket pussy because they have little sexual experience. male sex toy mounts are sorta like cheating, in that you get to experience actual sex positions that otherwise wouldn’t be possible.
Now that “How to use a male masturbator?” is answered, I will share helpful tips to improve your overall male sex toy experience. If this is your first Fleshlite, and you live with other people (dorm/apartment/house/prison cell), then make sure your doors are locked, window blinds down, and maybe have some sort of passive drowning noise like a dehumidifier by your door. Getting a dehumidifier or air filter help significantly to reduce the level of anxiety as pocket pussies generally make loud smacking sounds as you lay into them.
Fleshlights can Simulate Real Sexual Encounters
The point of buying the a fake vagina is to increase the value of your masturbation experiences to the point where your sessions become less of masturbation experiences and more of simulated sex experiences. You need to be comfortable, knowing that there is no way someone is going to catch you in the act. Going the distance to make sure you are in total privacy goes a long way towards relaxing your nerves and adding to the fun of owning a Fleshlight.
Privacy and Peace of Mind while using your Fleshlite
If you have to, postpone your masturbation sessions until a time when everyone is sleeping or away. Just like real sex, using a fake vagina creates loud smacking sounds (although you can minimize these by loosening the cap on the back of your male masturbator, causing suction to decrease) and these become awkwardly apparent when your mom, siblings or roommate pass by your door. A simple dehumidifier will create enough noise to drown most of your love-making sounds.
(Optional) Step Six: Headphones and Porn
How to use a fake vagina in the best possible manner? If you are going to masturbate, you may as well have something nice to look at. This is the moment when you turn off all your lights, tell your parents you are taking a nap, and open up your favorite porn site. For laptop users, position your laptop in front of your pocket pussy mount. Same technique can be used for mobile devices.
Fleshlight Preparation is Key
If you have a desktop computer, make space in your room to set up a mount facing your desktop. It is also highly recommended to use headphones (obviously necessary if you don’t live alone) as they will greatly increase your immersion into the porn and contribute to the best Fleshlite experience possible. Check out Vice’s interview with the creator of Fleshlite to learn just how much fun he has with it.
Many people get hung up on whether or not male sex toys actually work and if Fleshlights are good or not. Are pocket pussies Good? Yes. Do fake vaginas work? Yes. Are male masturbators worth the money? Yes. The Fleshlite really is not all that expensive. For $80 ($35 for the new Fleshlight Quickshot) you are gaining access to unlimited pleasure and unlimited pussy. If that is not the greatest deal of our time, then what is?
People email us all the time, asking silly questions like “Is a pocket pussy worth it?” and all I have to do is simply point out that they are paying a small fee for unlimited sexual release. No more dealing with nagging women who won’t shut up when all you want to do is stick your dick in their pussy. No more going clubbing or bar hopping for hours on end just to go home empty handed (literally) and poorer at the end of the night.
Instead of putting yourself through the trouble of spending hours on a real girl, you can lock yourself in your room, put on some headphones and simulate real sex for hours, hell, maybe even days on end. Of course, at some point, you should eat and sleep, but you get my point. Pocket pussies are a gift given to you directly from god, through the internet, and all you have to do is accept.
Should I Buy a Pocket Pussy? Should I get a Male Masturbator? LMR?
As stated above, the Fleshlite is a breakthrough in male masturbation technology. If our ancestors were presented with such a gift of god as the pocket pussy, questions like “Should I buy a fake vagina?” would not even occur to them. Imagine, on the plains of Wyoming, five hundred years ago, some Native American boy is frustrated because his Native American wife is giving him LMR (Last Minute Resistance) for no good reason. He went through the trouble of marrying this ungrateful princess and all he wants to do is ejaculate in her ass.
Sex Available in Flashlight From
You could have been that blue balled Native American boy had Fate dealt you a different hand! Now that boy has to spit in his hands and get down to it the old fashioned way. The point is that you are lucky as hell to live in an age when pussy literally comes in a flashlight form. If I get one more “Should I get a Fleshlight?” or “Where to buy a Fleshlite?” email, I will definitely explode with anger!
Not to mention it blows my mind that sex is literally available in flashlight form. We have officially reached the ultimate peak of human civilization. What else is there to do? Eternal life? Self aware AI? Nothing can honestly top sex in flashlight form, right? When Lycurgus, the great lawgiver of Sparta reformed Spartan civilization in the 9th century BCE, he forgot to set money aside for making pussies available in flashlight form, his greatest mistake! The Destroya Fleshlite rivals actual sex considering how long you can fuck it without having to put up with a woman’s bullshit.
Are Pocket Pussies Worth it?
Are pocket pussies worth it? Yes, please stop asking us this question. The time you took to write out that question in an email to us is time that you could have spent having the time of your life with a Destroya Fleshlite. Pocket pussies are great, no doubt about it. Owning a Fleshlite, maybe even the best fake vagina will install an Abundance Mentality. Before, sex was scarce, and you would consider yourself “lucky” to get laid. But once you purchase a fake vagina, you will find sex so plentiful that it will bore you. Are Fleshlites worth the money? If you’re asking whether $80 (or $35) is a high price to pay for truly unlimited pussy, then you should re-evaluate your life and your life decisions.
Ask any economist if you are getting your money’s worth from this transaction and the answer with be a resounding yes every time. Stop asking stupid questions like “Do Fleshlites work?” and “Should I buy a male masturbator?” and just do it already.
Another question we often get asked is “Are Fleshlights good?” The only way to properly answer this question is to run through a list of all the reasons why Fleshlites are good. To start, pocket pussies don’t bitch at you when you don’t respond to their text messages in 24 hours. Pocket pussies are a one time payment, the same is not true of women who require you to take them on dates every week and pay for them. Also, male sex toys are good for stamina training, you can take control of your sex life and last longer in bed by using a pocket pussy.
Owning a fake vagina is beneficial to your mental health during those unsuccessful mating seasons. “Are Fleshlites good?” is a silly question when you consider masturbating with your hand or a cut out orange that you heated up in microwave for thirty seconds. pocket pussies are good for trying out kinky sex positions because you can place a Fleshlight anywhere. The same can’t be said for a 100 pound girl. We have been using pocket pussies longer than you’ve known what a fake vagina is, and can guarantee that if Fleshlights weren’t the best thing since sliced bread, the website wouldn’t exist.
Male Sex Toy Story
To prove that Fleshlights are good, I will tell you a male sex toy story. When I got my second fake vagina (read about it at Primal Fleshlight Review), I was very happy with Fleshlight’s products. I was so happy that I decided to create a website about how good pocket pussies are. Me and my staff have put hours into each page of PocketPussyWorld.com, and we are proud of our work. We are rewarded by the knowledge that we helped someone find the Best Fleshlite for them.
If you are still on the fence about buying a Fleshlight, read one of our reviews and pick one for yourself. Nearly all of the Fleshlights are great and we recommend purchasing the one that suits your tastes best. Are Fleshlights good enough to make you splurge every time? Yes. If you have read enough here, you can always check out the Fleshlite store for more information about fake vaginas.
Is Discreet Shipping Available?
Yes, discreet shipping is available with Fleshlite orders. The only return address on the box will be “ILF” which stands for Interactive Life Forms, company behind Fleshlight. There is nothing on the box that says Fleshlite, sex toy or anything that would give away the contents inside. There is no big logo on the boxes like you see on Amazon boxes. You will receive a big plain brown shipping box with a little postal sticker on it, that’s it. Fleshlite obviously knows that shipping their products in obviously marked packages would not be buyer friendly. Although personally I would have no problem if people knew I ordered a pocket pussy online, Fleshlights are awesome and they should be jealous! If you are still concerned about discreet shipping, you can email or call their support line directly.
Cheap pocket pussies are terrible. I have never seen a good cheap pocket pussy in my entire life. If you are spending under $60 for a cheap fake vagina, you can guarantee yourself that that pocket pussy looks like scrambled eggs. Cheap male sex toys are so bad, I dont even see why people bother with them anymore. Fleshlite is the only way to go. there is a reason people say “nothing beats a Fleshlight.” pocket pussies have been and will always be the best pocket pussies of all time. Most cheap Fleshlights are painfully fake, and some of the worst ones outright scare me.
They look like scrambled eggs 99% of the times and their appearance is generally scary. With Fleshlights, each orifice (besides the originals) is modeled off of a real porn star. This guarantees that pocket pussies are as appealing to the eye as to the dick. When you get a Fleshlite it will last for a long time. Not the same can be said of cheap pocket pussies. They have the tendency to break after only a few weeks. They are from china, made in factories by the hundreds of thousands. Right now there is some Chinese guy out sitting in a warehouse with 1.5 million cheap pocket pussies all around him. He has both your money and your shame. Cheap pocket pussies are a scam, none of them work, even if you can manage to get an erection.
How to Clean a Pocket Pussy
Pocket pussies are not the beast they’re made out to be in regards to cleaning. Proper fake vagina care is simple and easy. Immediately after ejaculation, the easiest way to clean out the pocket pussy is to run water through it at the nearest sink. Turn the water up higher than usual so that the added pressure will power scrub your cum away. One of the major benefits of using pocket pussies is that there is absolutely no need for cleanup. All of the waste (toxic waste if you are an alien) is safely contained within the Fleshlight.
Fleshlight meet Sink, Sink meet Fleshlight
Using our method of running water through the canal in the sink will quickly clean out the waste. You are able to go again in seconds. It is very important to dry your pocket pussy after use. If you do not plan to go on a marathon (often the case with the Euphoria Fleshlight), then drying the case is the best way to ensure that bad things do not happen to your pocket pussy. Bad things include mold growing on, or inside your fake vagina which would be incredibly nasty. However, this is okay because prevention is one hundred percent guaranteed when you dry out the pocket pussy.
After use and washing, take the Fleshlite sleeve out of the plastic container, place on a dry surface, and leave out to dry for a few hours. No, you should not put your pocket pussy in the sun to dry. Doing this could potentially melt the plastic. I don’t think that Fleshlite would give you a new product if you were to actually melt it in the sun.
Don’t make your own pocket pussy. Pocket pussy manufacturing is best left to the professionals. The Fleshlight is going to be better than whatever homemade pocket pussy you come up with. Fleshlights last a lifetime. Fleshlights are the type of pocket pussy that break in, instead of break down. I will laugh when your pocket pussy breaks down while mine gets better. Homemade pocket pussies rarely last more than one week even if you really easy with it. But if you are going easy with your homemade pocket pussy then you can’t be enjoying it that much. With a Fleshlight, you can go 100% fuck mode, with no concerns of the fake vagina being unusable afterwards.
Pocket Pussies are Better than Women
I have seen people online combining many different strange household items to make a pocket pussy. Some of these contraptions are outright dangerous, one had bleach in it! I couldn’t believe the lengths people go through to get off. Fleshlights are simple, you buy one, it lasts a lifetime of pleasure and there is no reason to talk to women anymore. Think about just how much time women take up. Traveling to meet somewhere will take you 30 minutes, the actual dates costs 2 hours, and the travelling back is another 30 minutes, and then sex is just 10 minutes.
Consider the Best Use of your Time
With women, you spend 3 hours not having sex and 10 minutes having sex. If you owned a Fleshlight you could have spent that 3 hours and 10 minutes having sex with your pocket pussy. It is often said that the best thing about a pocket pussy is that it doesn’t talk to you. It would be really easy to make a talking pocket pussy. Why hasn’t it been done yet? Talking pocket pussies don’t exist because no one would buy a talking pocket pussy. If you wanted a talking pocket pussy, you would get a woman.
Another thing to think about when considering getting a pocket pussy is how much do I get for my money? A valid question, many buyers might be afraid of getting burned buying pocket pussies in the past. The average Fleshlight costs $60 and you get unlimited sex. The average date costs $60 and there is a chance that you won’t get sex, even one time. I don’t believe there is a better deal than $60 for unlimited sex. Get the Fleshlight Quickshot if you are a man on the go. If you are a real man, you travel the world and fight wild animals. Women can’t always make the move to the middle of the Amazonian Rainforest just because you want to fight wild toucans.
How to Choose the Best Pocket Pussy for you
There are so many different kinds of pocket pussies available, it can be extremely difficult to pick only one. That’s why we recommend getting a double Fleshlight pack instead of a single Fleshlite. If you end up not liking the texture of the first pocket pussy, you will have another texture. This is important because once you use your Fleshlight, you can not return it. Nobody would ever buy a used pocket pussy, once you use it once, it is yours forever. Many people end up liking their first Fleshlight so much that they buy again. With the combo packs, you can save money because both pocket pussies are discounted since it is a larger order.
The discount is roughly 40% so that is a really good deal in my opinion. If you really just don’t have the money to spend on a double Fleshlight pack, then you can help ensure you find the best pocket pussy for you by reading our Fleshlight reviews. Read each review carefully, and pick out a handful of your favorite pocket pussies. Reading Fleshlight reviews will help you understand how each pocket pussy feels. We are pocket pussy experts and know which pocket pussies are worth your money. If you have any questions about the Fleshlight review or want more information, please visit our contact us page to see how to get in touch. You can email us any pocket pussy related questions.
Veterinary use of Pocket Pussies
Surprisingly (This honestly doesn’t surprise me too much…), “pocket pussies are widely used by small and large farms in legal cattle artificial insemination government and private programs and semen collection centers for collecting animal sperm and its further application in society” (Wikipedia – pocket pussy). An artificial vagina designed (not by Fleshlight) to collect semen will copy some or all of the features and specific behaviors of an animal’s pussy.
Pocket Pussies for Horses?
There are many types of such apparatuses, but the most common design utilizes a tube with a regularly sterile inner liner plus a hard outer shell. These stands, especially the ones for horse are actually quite large, standing 4 feet tall and weighing over 100 pounds. They are not as hideable as a Fleshlight or the Fleshlight Quickshot. The canal walls of this tube is hollow and filled to the top with warm water to perfectly mimic a natural animal body temperature for better accurate results, and may contain a thin, yet durable filter to separate out the semen. While you probably do not need a Fleshlight built for horses, it is very interesting to know about the wonders that pocket pussies can bring to all forms of life.
10 Reasons Why you Need a Pocket Pussy
1. You don’t have a talking sex toy (woman)
It is perfectly okay to be a single dude. Relationships are time consuming, frustrating and often fruitless. Above all, relationships are expensive, nothing breaks the bank like a decent date. Why spend $80 every time to fuck a girl when you could just spend $80 once and fuck your pocket pussy whenever you want, wherever you want.
With women, you spend 99% of your time either on a date, spending money on her, or bored to death of the “conversation.” When you finally get to the 1% and finish, you feel dumb because you just spent 8 hours working to get laid. It simply is not worth it your time to date. Just get a pocket pussy and you can spend 100% of your time fucking. No dates, no spending money again and again (not entirely true if you use Fleshlube). Pocket pussies are better than women.
2. You are Horny
Pocket pussies are built to do only one thing, get you off as effectively and fully as possible. You are probably horny right now but if you had a pocket pussy, you wouldn’t be, that’s a fact. Why torture yourself, just get a Fleshlight, they are worth your money! Being horny and without a pocket pussy is absolute torture. We have all been there at some point or another, and we know that feeling sucks. Sometimes you simply don’t feel like slobbering up your hands and making a big mess just to get off and you remain horny. Avoid this trouble by simply getting a pocket pussy and you will never have to worry about being horny again.
3. Pocket Pussies are the Perfect Stamina Training Devices for men
Most men suffer from some sort of premature ejaculation. In reality, this is 100% totally preventable. If you were to spend 10 hours a day practicing with your pocket pussy, you would become able to last really long in bed. We’re not saying that you need to train for 10 hours a day with a Fleshlight to see improvements in your stamina and general ability to last longer in bed. Quite honestly, Fleshlights are more intense than actual vaginas, and using one regularly will make you last longer in bed.
One of the main things women complain about the male partner is his ability to last long in bed. You can simply avoid the ordeal of trying harder and harder to last for a long time in bed if you just got yourself a pocket pussy. Before I ever had a pocket pussy and could last long in bed, I’ve had quite a few women break up with me simply because I couldn’t last. I couldn’t last mainly for two reasons, I didn’t have a Fleshlight, and I sleep with very hot women.
Before I had a Fleshlight, I would last for about 10 minutes masturbating if I was watching quality porn. When I first got my Fleshlight, my stamina slipped to about 5 minutes because I was totally unprepared for the raw sensation that the Fleshlight would impose on my dick. After a few weeks of training, I found that I was able to comfortably last about 25 minutes to the same sort of porn that I could previously last only 10 minutes against.
4. Pocket Pussies will Make you Better at Sex
Not only will you last longer (see #3) but you will learn to be a better lover. With a Fleshlight mount, your pocket pussy can simulate any type of sex position. You could go through the entire Kama Sutra with a Fleshlight. No need for a woman at all! Who would be better at sex, somebody who doesn’t have a Destroya Fleshlight or somebody who does have a Destroya Fleshlight? I would say that in most cases, the person with the Destroya Fleshlight is a better lover.
5. Pocket Pussies Cure Depression
Are you having an unsuccessful mating season? Are you depressed because you can not find a girl to suck your dick? Worry no more because when you have a Fleshlight, you have unlimited blowjobs. Unlimited blowjobs are proven to cure depression. Just about nothing can bring you down when you know that you have a pocket pussy at home willing to act out your deepest sexual fantasies.
6. Fleshlites Last for Years
When properly cared for, any Fleshlite will last for many years. This is much better than the homemade pocket pussies that are only 1 time use before they dissolve or break. Fleshlites are durable and you can be assured that as long as you take care of it, it is guaranteed to bring you free, unlimited orgasms for years to come. I have never had a Fleshlight break or become unusable. As long as you take good care of your pocket pussy, they will last a ridiculously long time.
7. A Pocket Pussy is the best toy you’ve ever had
Remember when you were a kid, you would want hotwheels or pokemon cards or something? Could hotwheels or pokemon cards ever get you off? The answer is a resounding no. A pocket pussy is the best toy you’ve ever had because you can actually fuck it. If my parents had gotten me a pocket pussy instead of Lego’s when I was a kid, I would probably have spent much less time getting in trouble with my friends and more time having orgies with Riley Reid and Lisa Ann behind closed doors.
8. Sex Available in Flashlight Form
A Fleshlight is a true achievement of human engineering, a revolution in its own right for male masturbation everywhere. The world will never be the same since the Fleshlite was invented. Remember when the computer was invented, that is nothing compared to the raw ingenuity of the Fleshlite. However, I am still wondering why the pocket pussy took so long for a quality company like Interactive Life Forms (Fleshlight) to perfect. Sure, if you go back a few thousand years, I’m sure you could find primitive Fleshlights, but were they high quality and publicly available? Most likely they were not and were only used by the masturbatory elite.
9. You can use a Fleshlight Quickshot anywhere
Fleshlight Quickshot is a small portable Fleshlight that is extremely portable, making it possible to masturbate almost anywhere. Even if you aren’t in exhibitionism like my ex girlfriend, you have to admit that being able to masturbate while driving a car on the highway is pretty cool. Ever wanted to join the mile high club but didn’t feel like getting straight up arrested in international waters? Well now membership to this exclusive club is all yours when you get a pocket pussy. However, be sure that you can finish quietly in under 5 minutes to avoid suspicion that you are a terrorist trying to detonate his shoes or something. That would be extremely awkward when the airplane staff confront the locked bathroom door after your 10 minute Quickshot session only to find a dude desperately using his Fleshlight.
10. Pocket Pussies are cheaper than Dates
$80 for unlimited sex versus $80 per sex, the numbers don’t lie. In the course of this article, we have gone over many times how pocket pussies are simply more effective than dating women and we won’t repeat ourselves on that topic here.
Is the Destroya Fleshlight Really Better than Actual Sex?
In the main article on this page, we argued that the Destroya Fleshlite was indeed, better than actual sex. Yes, the Destroya Fleshlight is better than sex if used properly. If you just use the Destroya Fleshlight in the bathroom at your school, the experience probably isn’t better than actual sex. However, if you get the Fleshlight mount, Fleshlight lube and maybe a Fleshlight pack (having multiple Fleshlights allows you to simulate orgies), and then hole up in a secure location for 3 hours, you will be very happy by the end of those 3 hours.
You can’t just do that with a girl. Girl’s want to go out and eat dinner and shit. As a guy, all you want to do is fuck. You wouldn’t keep the girl around in most cases unless you wanted to fuck her. Fleshlights take the boring shit out of having a relationship because all you do with your Fleshlight is fuck it. You don’t have to take your Fleshlight out to a 3 hour, $150 date to be able to fuck it.
Is it Normal to own a Pocket Pussy?
Yes, it is completely normal to own a pocket pussy, no one should feel ashamed for owning a pocket pussy. There are many valid reasons besides just wanting to get off more to own a pocket pussy. Depending on what country you live in, you could not like the women. I have heard that many people across the world do not like American women because they are too masculine.
If you lived in the USA or Canada and thought the women were too masculine, then it is perfectly valid to own a pocket pussy. Besides this, just wanting to get off more is healthy and a very good reason to own a pocket pussy. You are likely well aware of the depression that follows a unsuccessful mating season. Fleshlights are very good for breakups because you go from having sex almost everyday to nothing at all. Your pocket pussy (paired with a Fleshlight mount) could satisfy the gaps your ex left.
Is Fleshlight Addiction Real?
Yes, you can get addicted to your Fleshlight and it is wonderful. You will be the happiest motherfucker alive when you are getting off 3 times a day whenever (and wherever?) you want. The Fleshlight is the best male masturbatory device in the history of sex, there is a real possibility that you may engage in a full time relationship with your Fleshlight. For me, I like to change what Fleshlights I use week by week. That way, my pocket pussies never gets old, and my addiction to Fleshlights burns on. If you were going to get on an airplane but your bag was overweight and you had to throw something out, you would throw out your computer before you threw out the Destroya Fleshlight.
What do I do if Somebody Finds my Fleshlight?
When I had my Fleshlight in high school, my mom once found my pocket pussy. I just laughed it off and told her I didn’t care. You shouldn’t feel worried about having a pocket pussy because pocket pussies are awesome and you should feel bad for everyone who doesn’t have a pocket pussy. Yes, Fleshlights are shaped like a Flashlight to disguise the fact that you have a pocket pussy. However, there is no reason to feel ashamed of having a pocket pussy. Personally, I have a lack of shame when it comes to my pocket pussy, maybe to a fault too. I openly brag to my friends about my pocket pussy collection and gain great pleasure from watching their faces shrivel up (like a grape left out in the sun) in disgust and horror. I know that underneath their surface reactions, they are really super jealous that I don’t need to deal with women anymore because I have a pocket pussy.
Are Fleshlight Mounts Necessary?
Fleshlite mounts are guaranteed to increase your pocket pussy experience and get you off as effectively as possible. However, it is not entirely true that you need a Fleshlight mount to enjoy your pocket pussy. You could just use the Fleshlight like you would your hand, but that’s boring. Fleshlight mounts are built for Fleshlights by Fleshlight, but if you really can’t afford one, there are free alternatives. One alternative to a Fleshlight mount is simply sticking your Fleshlight between your bed mattresses.
Are Aliens Hot?
Aliens are incredibly hot. Fleshlight knows this is a fact, and they have created the Alien Fleshlite. Some people may think it’s strange that some people think aliens are hot. I am here to defend everyone who thinks that aliens are hot. A sexy alien is the dream woman. She’s foreign, doesn’t talk much (aliens don’t talk in human languages), and above all is, exotic. If you like exotic pussy, check out the primal Fleshlite review. We discuss just how exotic Suzie’s little pussy really is.
The fact is that aliens are some of the hottest creatures around. Have you ever seen the movie: District 9? There’s plenty of alien fucking in that movie. Sex with an alien would be crazy, there could be tentacles, which quite honestly changes the game. The alien whore from the avatar movie is ultra-sexy, I wouldn’t even care about her freaky tail. There was reportedly supposed to be a sex scene in the avatar movie but was taken out. A huge disappointment and for that reason, I absolutely hated the movie. It was terrible without an hardcore and alien pound alien fuck sequence where, at some point, the alien whore has the dude lick her huge blue tits.
Are Fleshlights Safe?
Another question that we get asked a lot is if Fleshlights are safe or not. We can assure you 100% that Fleshlights are indeed safe. I have used Fleshlights for more years that I haven’t used Fleshlights. They are the best pocket pussy available on the market because they are safe. If you masturbate 3 times a day for many days at a time, your dick will eventually get blisters. And that, is not safe. With a fake vagina, you can use your male masturbator 30 times a day without even worrying about hurting yourself or getting a nasty blister that will cause your girlfriend to break up with you. Ordering a cheap fake vagina from China definitely does has the potential to hurt your dick so that’s why you need to only use Fleshlights. Not only are Fleshlights the safest pocket pussy, they are also the best pocket pussy.
Women aren’t Safe
You know what isn’t safe? Women are not safe. When you date and have casual sex with a women, she can, at any point and for any reason call a false rape allegation against you. This happens all the time, you can read about it many times over on google. You break up with a woman and next thing you know the police are at your door interrogating you to death about where you were on this and that night. This is a problem especially prevalent in the United States where it is widely known that the courts are strongly sexist against men in these cases. One false rape allegation, even if defeated in court can get you fired from your job and ruin your career. Pocket pussies are your only risk free alternative to a ex-girlfriend’s imagination.
How Many Fleshlights Should I Buy?
I am working very hard to collect every Fleshlight. Most of my money generated from this site goes towards my expanding Fleshlite collection. I currently own 50 different Fleshlight products and am looking to get every sing Fleshlight product. If you aren’t as crazy about Fleshlights as me, then I highly recommend that you pick up atleast a duo of Fleshlights when you make your purchase on Fleshlight.com. It is very important to get two Fleshlights when you order because if you don’t like one fleshlight, you can always try the other one. And there is a seriously low chance that you will dislike both Fleshlites.
Have an Orgy with your Pocket Pussies
I have never received a Fleshlight that I bought that had any sort of problem with it. The short answer to the question “How Many Fleshlights Should I Buy?” is buy as many as you can afford. If you want ten Fleshlights, and you can afford it, buy ten Fleshlights. I have personally bought ten Fleshlights at a time during the 2015 holiday Fleshlight sale. When they arrived it was like an orgy in a box. The box was massive too, weighed about 20 to 30 pounds. After receiving the ten Fleshlights, I did not leave my house for the next 235 hours, I was busy having a super orgy with my Fleshlights.
Do I Need the Fleshlight Sleeve Warmer?
Often we get emails about the Fleshlight sleeve warmer and whether or not it is a necessary addition to your Fleshlite. The answer is that the sleeve warmer is absolutely essential for proper Fleshlite use. If you were to have sex with a cold Fleshlight, that would be like having sex with a dead body, and that is very nasty. Have some decency and get a sleeve warmer before someone reports you for fucking your cold Fleshlight. Unless you have the zombie Fleshlite, you need to heat your sleeve up prior to use. Yes, Fleshlight actually has a zombie Fleshlite and it is simply amazing. You can fuck your zombie Fleshlight cold if you like because I suppose that is more realistic.